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Dana

i dont think ive heard a can of chef boyardee make a sexier noise than the one i just opened

About Me

somewhat important things about myself...i guess: i love movies, i love music(lol i sound like an idiot). uhhhhh i go to an all women's college. i love construction workers(elaborate reason). im a double major--bio and chem...minor middle eastern studies and spanish and i am a sophomore; im extremely ambitious. i really like my school here in missouri, except for when it snows; the novelty is gone :/ i miss mexico and most things spanish on the radio, but omg do i miss the beach. my idea of a good time is a long drive with good friends, just swinging by and picking them up or anytime i play texas holdem or watching some standup(thats good--yeah everybodys a critic ;). i used to carry a ti-83 in my pocket all of last year. i love human beings

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bob Dylan, Morrisey, Martin Luther King Jr., Jesus Christ, Seth Rogen, Rodney Dangerfield, Albert Einstein, Frank Sinatra, Margaret Cho, Melvin Van Peebles, Flight of the Conchords, they're genius oh yeah and John Leguizamo, Conan O'Brien, Abe Pagoda, Eddie Murphy, Fats Domino, Dizzy Gillespie, and Nick Thunehometown heroes
..See more Will Ferrell videos at Funny or Die

Music:

im tempted to delete all of this sometimes...Bob Dylan, Janis Joplin, the velvet underground, bjork, the smiths, morrissey, alanis morissette, sting, the police, M83, the sex pistols, kings of convenience, nouvelle vague, cocteau twins, sufjan stevens, broken social scene, sade, band of horses, fiona apple, elvis costello, midlake, mana, they might be giants, say hi to your mom, rilo kiley, she wants revenge, the rapture, the jesus and mary chain, hootie and the blowfish, arctic monkeys, circa survive, M83, gogol bordello, jarvis cocker, brazilian girls, sun kil moon, peaches, silversun pickups, busdriver, sonic youth, dj shadow, tokyo police club, el-p, kings of leon, the decemberists, the cribs, peter bjorn and john, the fratellis, lcd soundsystem, mstrkrft, fields, cocorosie, the bravery, the black keys, tapes n' tapes, lupe fiasco, jose gonzalez, the kooks, rodrigo y gabriela, kaiser chiefs, mando diao, anathallo, damien rice, travis, placebo, les trois accords, coldplay, jefferson airplane, the shins, dr. dog, snow patrol, sigur ros, interpol, the cranberrys, the cardigans, the killers, madonna(some), the distillers, courtney love, someone still loves you boris yeltsin, husky rescue, travis, the wallflowers, U2, Duke Ellington, Ben Folds, Okkervil River, cold war kids, the mars volta, my morning jacket, radiohead, beastie boys, grizzly bear, elliot smith, andrew bird, billie holliday, gym class heroes, cursive, neutral milk hotel, daftpunk, tv on the radio, the dears, deerhoof, bloc party, wolf parade, seu jorge, lily allen, amy winehouse, sleater-kinney, bat for lashes, massive attack, editors, mates of state, ART BRUT!, the dresden dolls, stellastarr, franz ferdinand, clap your hands say yeah, common, ladytron, annuals, built to spill, beck, pavement, metric, yeah yeah yeahs, camera obscura, wu-tang clan, murder by death, belle and sebastian, death from above 1979, K's choice, jewel, plain white t's(before hey there craze), the new york dolls, nofx, dead kennedys, mc5, iggy pop and the stooges, phantom planet, death cab for cutie, race the sun, the cure, the donnas, madina lake, iron and wine, tori amos, smashing pumpkins, zwan, shout out louds, blonde redhead, sinead o'conner, saosin, blueprint, cake, minus the bear, saves the day, catpower, edith piaf, rem, weezer(before last album), black lips, red hot chili peppers

Movies:

the long kiss goodnight, the fifth element, dummies, love me if you dare, kill bill vol.1, kill bill vol.2, pulp fiction, signs, half baked, whale rider, 300, 187, once were warriors, the journey of august king, flirting, the girl with brains in her feet, true romance, girl interrupted, Léolo, slevin, seven, my best friends wedding, face/off, swordfish, party monster, requiem for a dream, spun, 1969, shopgirl, the science of sleep, stranger than fiction, rushmore, imaginary heroes, royal tennenbaums, the life aquatic with steve zissou, war of the worlds, the da vinci code, hotel rwanda, its different for girls, get real, the watermelon man, GATTACA, better luck tomorrow, the jacket, nacho libre, ZOOLANDER, the sweetest thing, love actually, the virgin suicides, lost in translation, the sandlot, that thing you do, the mudge boy, girl next door, alpha dog, the squid and the whale, bid daddy, mean girls, king kong, tommy boy, black sheep, night at the roxbury, happy gilmore, crash, mr. deeds, billy madison, thirteen, pootie tang, maria full of grace, once upon a time in mexico, man on fire, training day, real women have curves, elephant, the princess and the warrior, run lola run, bourne identity, bourne supremacy, the professional, swallow, woman on top, don't tempt me, blow, road to perdition, hot fuzz, point of no return, la femme nikita, femme fatale, a bronx tale, a polish wedding, love+hate, pride and prejudice, bride and prejudice, monsoon wedding, bend it like beckham, the hole, holes, welcome to the dollhouse, braveheart, Gol!, fight club, american history x, SHAUN OF THE DEAD(!), half baked, harold and kumar go to white castle, bridget jones diary 1 & 2, forrest gump, william shakespeare's romeo and juliet, i love you, i love you not, green street hooligans, goodfellas, boogie nights, traffic, oceans 11, kingdom of heaven, lord of the rings 1, 2, & 3, every single freakin harry potter movie, dogma, jay and silent bob strike back, good will hunting, what dreams may come, raw: eddie murphy, delirious: eddie murphy, Why you cryin: george lopez, killin em softly: dave chappelle, for what its worth: dave chappelle, freak: john leguizamo, sexaholic: john leguizamo, definite article: eddie izzard, bigger and blacker: chris rock, soldier's daughter never cries, the dreamers, the new james bond edition (casino royale), my big fat greek wedding, raising victor vargas, lords of dogtown(original and remake), dont be a menace to south central while drinkin your juice in the hood, meet joe black, constantine, the league of extraordinary gentlemen, y tu mama tambien, amorres de perros, bad education, all i wanna do, knocked up, jurassic park 1,2, and 3, domino, american pie 1, 2, and 3, sleepers, the client, runaway jury, the chamber, the pelican brief, the rainmaker, the interpreter, city of god, munich, wonderland, crazy/beautiful, smokin' aces

Television:

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Human Giant and Late Night with Conan O' Brien, In Livin' Color, SNL, Flight of the Conchords

Books:

Into the Wild, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Cat's Eye, Born Free, Faith and the Electric Dogs, A Wrinkle in Time, The Golden Compass, A Subtle Knife, Old Yeller, Tasting the Sky: A Palestinian Childhood, Jane Eyre, The Secret, The Phantom Tollbooth, Pimps, Hos, Playa Hatas, and All the Rest of My Hollywood Friends: My Life, by John Leguizamo

Heroes:

John Leguizamo, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, J.F.K., Margaret Cho, Frida Kahlo but mostly My little brother-- Jacob and myself, naturally

My Blog

day before city of columbia premiere-talkin to charlie

so yeah, obviously im super excited about tomorrow night-gonna do standup downtown and of course i told charlie today at work about it.me: hi charlie, just wanted to tell you that its gonna be tomorro...
Posted by Dana on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 06:57:00 PST

Monday: October 20,2008; I am invincible

I bet you guys were beginning to lose faith in me. Yeah, well me too, kinda.I finally talked to Moustache Man again, and it was amazing. I felt like as if I was scaring myself into never doing standu...
Posted by Dana on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 05:04:00 PST

Monday: October 6, 2008 @ Dinner

ok so i really like this guy and i'm trying to grow some balls so i can talk to him, yeah know. ok so i walk downstairs to commons(cafeteria) and i get in line for a plate, i glance over to the grab n...
Posted by Dana on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 07:29:00 PST

Story behind my Moustache Man

ok, so i've had this crush on this guy since the first time i saw him. this is literally what happened-i'm sitting down at lunch or something with my girlfriends then this guy walks from behind the sw...
Posted by Dana on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 06:58:00 PST

Sunday: October 5, 2008 @ the Grab n’ Go

so there is this beautiful, tall, lanky, geography majoring, mizzou blonde man who works on my campus' cafeteria and he has this wonderful moustache that is to die for(trust me, ive tried growing it ;...
Posted by Dana on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 06:33:00 PST