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Melissa Masterbator™

for all you geniuses out there. masturbator is spelled wrong for a reason. so stop thinking your so

About Me



My Interests



I'd like to meet:



Music:


alesana there are many amazing bands, but only one epic™ band.

Heroes:

Ashley Ann Sloier, my sister Shes not allowed to have sex, masturbate, or take a shit because i can't imagine her doing any of those things.
Johnathan James Ziecker
What can i say i love this boy. A year and a half has never felt so good. We have our ups and downs and it feels like the world will end at times, but something happens weather it be fate or love or just because we manage to pull through. We depend on one another so much its more then just a relationship, he is my bestfriend and my family. He deserves happiness and i hope i give that to him. I just really care for this boy.
[11-27-05]

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current feelings

hmm i feel a bit overwhlemed so i am going to vent right here and nowi was just asked by someone if they thought i was missing out...because clearly they think i am. and i answered right away and said...
Posted by Melissa Masterbator™ on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 07:23:00 PST