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Stephen

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About Me

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hello. this is stephens friends. corn-tea and alamony-salad. we think that is really funny. now, about stephen. his hair feels like grass today. he only lacks a lawn chair, umbrella, mower, and sign that says "keep off grass". he wants to go to rickys bar and grill. but i wasnt supposed to say that. he looks like a terrorist when hes wearing a toque and scarf (aka when you can only see his eyes). i just slapped the computer..but i made it sound like i clapped my hands. mwa ha ha ha haaaaa. more about stephen. he is a man. but he can change. if he has to. he guesses. he likes to be loud, especially at tim hortons. sometimes he screws up at driving, and we almost die. and then i (alyssa) think "thank god for airbags". we usually go to tim hortons on sunday evenings, so stop by if you like, and we will throw the sprinkles from stephens donut at your pupils. and then you will go blind. and instead of pizza face, people will call you sprinkle face. hahahahha. he doesnt like sitting by me in band, because i tell him things like "stephen, its an f sharp." and etc. but thats okay, because we never sit by each other any way. why, you ask? well, dearie, its because we laugh at things like hubcaps, and then never actually do anything that involves us playing music. stephen likes explosives. one day, we will all get into what we call a suicide car, and run ourselves into lamp post, and die. and thats one example of how morbid we are. we are very very morbid, and we laugh at things like peoples misfortunes (aka shadden froida..i dont know how to spell it). every once in a while stephen turns into racial man...who is half black and half white. and then i get angry on the excercise bike at john arcand. and we went to the university once for a day with my dad, and we had fun wearing the cancer hat and saying things like "i have cancer", and "im waiting for surgery". apparently we cannot take anyone seriously in that hat. so if you could not tell, stephens life (and also corn-tea and alamony-salad) is made up of inside jokes. and if you dont think its funny, you need to go.. uh... ni-meh *in audible whispers..followed by hand gestures*

My Interests

I love to do alot of things, mostly hanging out with my friends, succeding at whatever I do, and jesse :]

I'd like to meet:

You know who I would not like to meet is someone completely like me cause then I would get really pissed off. Cause he was stealing my style and I would be like "You Bastured" but with an northern English accent so it would be like BAstered with a BASSST kind of beginning and he would be like "Bitch" and then we would get into a brawl and the gun would which one of us would be obviously holding would get flung to the person standing idle by. Which would probably be Courtney or Alyssa no probably both and they would meet there Doppler gangers but one would be a llama and one a beaver. Alyssa would be the beaver but not the beaver that would randomly attack me on the road home from rosturn and Alex would try to ride llama Courtney and then they would finally pick one and shoot us after a long and dramatic close up camera angle effect discussion. But they would shoot the wrong one but not know it and wouldn’t know it till one day we all would be riding in the car down the high way in the middle of nowhere and then very anticlimactically our car would explode in a kinda puff gone explosion kinda of way with me driving and Courtney in the passenger seat feeding me and Alex in the trunk and Alyssa probably on the roof cause she is cool like that. And then I would have to haunt Angie while she worked in our office at WolfRam & Heart cause we would be the CEO's with our ducks and geese and small children and glass bathrooms and then the pillows would go flying in the middle of a talk on why we refer to cords as male and female ends. And then I would be cloned and there would be Russians and plie`s and French clouds would zoom over head going por quoi? and then mr guest who is actually captain hook in disguise would be like dunno. And then a CARIBBEAN WOULD COME OUT of a can.

Music:

All kinds I love music.

Movies:

Ill watch whatever anyone wants to watch Im easy.

Television:

I dont watch much of TV anymore I did for years of my life all I did was watch tv so now I much rather perfer the company of others then tv but if its on Ill watch.

Books:

books: Anything by C.S. Lewis, jean val jean, anything I find interesting, I dont know I usually try to resiste the urge to colapse in my desk and sleep during those stupid thursday reading times SPURRMATH.

Heroes:

I have people I admier but no heroes. I admire: angie, jesse, alyssa, courtney, alex, kate, all my friends, my family, everyone I love.

My Blog

what uh huh wahhhh

ok if you didnt know well I guess it would be hard to know anyways Im back from china got back on sunday. monday I wasnt feeling the best took a day to rest that night went to the hospital they r...
Posted by Stephen on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:36:00 PST

TYPHOID

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Alyssa and me wrote this today in english and not as much wrote as I gae ideas and hit kjeys randomly and she wrote it its so ...
Posted by Stephen on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 04:22:00 PST

Random Boredom

ok Im up at 2 in the morning writing some blog what the hell is going on. Im so bored right now its not even funny I went for a walk for 30 mins and got really cold then came home and sat here doing n...
Posted by Stephen on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:56:00 PST

stupid slut of a car

hehe first blog. Well this is for the general public of people who know me, to be informed the easiest and to understand everything the same since I hate telling a story over and over unless I like th...
Posted by Stephen on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 01:53:00 PST