some many movies, something is wrong with me |
i have a weakness. i can't stop buying dvds. they are everywhere i go. even online, i can't escape. there are just so many stupid movies that i need to buy. if you don't think i have a problem, check ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 19:12:00 GMT |
Devil Dogs |
The year: 1994. From out of space comes a runaway planet, hurtling between the Earth and the Moon, unleashing cosmic destruction! Man's civilization is cast in ruin! Two thousand years later, Earth...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 11:43:00 GMT |
harder than hard |
giving up smoking has to be the hardest thing i have ever done. i have been constantly reinforcing the habit of smoking for over ten years now and now i want to stop. i never thought something could o...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 05:39:00 GMT |
who ate all the stars? |
i don't see many stars in the morning. there just seems to be fewer and fewer stars up in the sky. like they realize that man will one day invade and they need to move on before we wipe them off the m...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 06:07:00 GMT |
not my space |
is my space really "my space'. at first i thought writing on my space was fun. i could say anything about anything. then, somewhere down the line, posting started to become more of a chore. the whole ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 10:17:00 GMT |
casey |
when i was 14, my uncle got me a cat for christmas. i named him casey, after the hockey guy on the turtles, and spent everyday with him until i joined the army. that cat was the best present i ever re...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 08:11:00 GMT |
oh my god, he killed fran drescher and fucken chris kattan |
so, i watched this great movie called Santa's Slay. go here to view the imdb link Santa's Slaythis movie stars Bill Goldberg as a santa claus, who is in fact a demon that lost a bet and has been playi...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 05:33:00 GMT |
dear christmas |
dear christmas,
i am still not a fan, but i am working on it. i have never really liked you. as a kid, the only thing you ever symbolized was confrontation and disappointment. i don't think one year ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 06:56:00 GMT |
the legend of pie pisser |
there are events that happen in life that are so strange and surreal, that after they happen, you are never truly the same person. the legend of pie pisser is one of those strange life changing events...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 07:17:00 GMT |
the turkey makes us all mad on black friday |
thanksgiving is a special time. really it is. you know, burning pies and pissing on them. getting sauced all day long so you can almost enjoy the time you spend with family. it is really great. i almo...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 06:15:00 GMT |
