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Not much to say other than that I am from Owatonna where I graduated 217th in my class. Not bad when you consider that OHS is the Harvard of High Schools. I'm also in a Twin Cities band called Jesus Chrysler. We're really good and shit. Some of my hobbies include teaching english to innner city youth and knitting toaster cozies. When I'm not doing that you may find me sticking my bare ass out of some bushes for all passer byes to enjoy. Speaking of butts I'm more of a bedet man than toilet paper. Must be the Norwegian in me. And I really enjoy a good fallafel. Every Monday I watch the West Wing marathon on Bravo and every Friday I get shit-faced to the point the woman I love is knocking on the bathroom door to see if I'm ok in there. I'm also an aspiring politician. Learn more about the wonderfyul me in this interview conducted by me. Real hard hitting shit.
HOW IS THAT YOU'RE SO FUCKING SEXY?
Well just look at me. You want to fuck me I can see it!
I HEARD YOUR BANDS CD. YOU'RE REALLY GOOD!
Is that supposed to be a question. Of course we're really good. I'm fucking in it!
HOW IS IT THAT YOU'RE SO TALENTED?
What the fuck kind of question is that. I'm obviously born with it. Talent and charm bitch! Yeah I went there. You want to fuck me even more now don't you!
DOES IT EVER GET HASSLESOME TO HAVE WOMEN CONSTANTLY WANTING TO FUCK YOU?
Yeah you know sometimes I could really just use some "me" time. But those damn sexy bitches can't keep their hands off me. Sometimes I'm like.. "HEY! I'm trying drink my coffee here." And they'll be like "HEY! Do you have to drink your coffee while stading outside my window watching me get dressed?" Anyway it comes with territory.
THE TERRITORY OF..
The Territory of being so fucking sexy and charming. And talented too! Just ask Donna Kramer!
WHEN YOU WRITE SONGS, HOW DO WRITE THEM SO GOOD!
I Just do asshole! That's it. Interviews over!
So there you have it. If you feel like you need to know more about my obnoxious, pretentious ego-maniacal ass, my band, my beliefs and whether or not I've been calling you and hanging up... Well just ask. Post a message, you know whatever. Also check out our band site. www.jesuschrysler.net Tah tah!
BAKKO'S SHIT LIST
People who bitch about america's dependence on foreign oil yet drive a Subaru, Datsun, Toyota, Honda, Volvo etc
Tom Cruise
Ikea
Bicycle riders who feel cars need to allow them equal space on the road, yet fail to stop at stop sign or red lights
Zach DeLaRocha. Americas youth are stupid enough. You don't need to make it worse.
Wal-Mart
Packer Fans
Anyone who defends Michael Vick for anything
Ants
People who recycle paper products. Plant a tree for fucks sake.
People who use the bible to justify hatred and intolerance
John Mayer
Pizza Hut
Anyone who wears pants so baggy they have to hold them up
The Clintons. Or as I call them Satan's Offspring.
Guys who get drunk and start shit. Also Known As "Fans of Ted Nugent"
What the hell... Ted Nugent.
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