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Sarcasmo

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About Me

What can I say, I'm a geek (as if you couldn't tell from the rest of my profile). It's okay - I've learned to embrace it.
What else...
I enjoy licking public toilet seats. Sometimes for an extra treat, I lick that pole they have up on strip club stages. Every now and again I get off on shoving red ants up my nose.

My Interests

I'm passionate about ecology (although you'd never guess it from my chosen profession). I love hiking and going on canoe trips into the interior of large parks. There's something about being surrounded by lush forest that's absolutely orgasmic...

I'd like to meet:

A yak hearder from Tibet

Music:

In a nutshell:
Classic Rock, 80s, Alternative Rock, Funk, some electronic...
More specific:
Grateful Dead, Phish, Allman Brothers, Black Crows, Electric Light Orchestra, Frank Zappa, Gentle Giant, Foo Fighters, Kate Bush, Galactic, Soulive, Kraftwerk, Orbital, The Orb, Delerium, Beastie Boys, Medeski Martin & Wood, Charlie Hunter, blah blah blah

Movies:

If it's sci-fi, I'm there.

Television:

Survivor, Amazing Race, Big Brother, Apprentice (see a pattern?), Ali G, 24, Star Trek, Doctor Who, Family Guy, The Nature of Things (don't mock!)

Books:

The complete SQL Reference, Learning Perl, TCP IP Network Administration (the butler did it)

Heroes:

Optimus Prime