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greetings my fellow mass of biological matter. my name is hailey-ellen and i've drawn up the conclusion that i'm turning into a 80-year-old crazy cat lady more and more every day. i've already found that A&E history channel person that lives inside of me, i wear clothes that don't fit me right i guess because things don't come in my perfect size, i never really have anything impressive to say and i'd rather nap then hang out with you. i just kind of hold up on my own i guess. i am unemployed so i go to sleep when i get home from school & by 8pm i'm infront of the computer on google or ebay buying things i don't need and finding out 80 more things about american serial killers i didn't already know before, and hoping that history international has a 12 hour documentary on the spanish inquisition and not just a paltry 3 hour one. that's the kind of miserable asshole i am. people only call me when they're drunk or when their friends have better things to do and no one bothers to come over so i guess that means that i'm shitty to talk to. i do, however, like to listen & i like to try and give the best advice that i can. i never do my homework and my marks in school will never reflect my true intelligence. i wish i had some cool talents to impress you with, but i'm pretty fucking dull. i don't drink and i don't drugs so i'm immediately uncool, plain, unfun and boring amirite. sorry, i aint no hipster piece of shit! you will probably like me if you give me a chance, and i’ll like you as long as you’re not a wiener. end of story.
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