I'd like to meet:
I'll give you a hint---his name rhymes with Pelvis Bostello
Music:
ELVIS COSTELLO!, Radiohead, Murder City Devils, the Clash, the Replacements, T. Rex, Gogol Bordello(best. live. band. ever.), Tom Waits, Peaches, Beach Boys, P.O.S., Lifter Puller, the Hold Steady, Whiskeytown, Wilco, Prince, old stuff, new stuff, and basically any music that's good. And the occasional bad stuff too. Oh and I have a fondness for Tool and Manson.
Movies:
Shaun of the Dead, The Jerk, Wayne's World, Zoolander, American History X, Space Balls, Christmas Vacation, anything by Christopher Guest
Television:
Conan O'Brien, Arrested Development, Scrubs, House Hunters, Sex and the City, the Office, the Food Network, Travel Channel, the Daily Show, Antiques Roadshow, National Geographic channel, No Reservations w/ Anthony Bourdain
Books:
Books worth reading---so basically anything besides Stephen King
Heroes:
My mom. Hands down. She taught me at a young age to work hard so I can support myself. And my dad, for being the most hilarious person I know.