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Nincompoop

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About Me

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I am a freaking creep.
I am afraid of fish.
I am easily annoyed, but I love being on the other end.
I am indecisive, non-confrontational & a procrastinator.
I am the all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
I enjoy dying hair.
I go to writing group every Tuesday.
I had lunch with American Head Charge.
I hate when well known art is used in advertising.
I have a sick fascination with Budd Dwyer.
I have nothing interesting to say.
I have read 10 books this past 3 weeks.
I have selected my corner & written my name on the wall.
I have woken up with someone holding an ax over my head.
I laugh at things that shouldn't be funny.
I live for awkward moments.
I pierced my nose because Mercy had hers done.
I usually have something negative to say.
I want to be a minimalist.
I want you bleeders.
I was a back seat passenger to a car that flew off a cliff.
I wish I wasn't so damned predictable.
I wish your body was not so warm to me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

~Avid concert attenders
~Library nerds
~Tall, dark, mysterious types

Never mind.
What I want is to be needed.
What I need is to be indispensable to somebody.
Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention.
Somebody addicted to me.
A mutual addiction.

My Blog

Blackberries

Blackberries.Nothing, not mushrooms, not ferns, not moss, not melancholy, nothing grew more vigorously, more intractably in the Puget Sound rains than blackberries. Farmers had to bulldoze them out ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 06:09:00 GMT

I'm way impatient

~What I own~4 large bookshelves (2 matching)2 small bookshelvesComputer desk w/ accessoriesTv stand w/ accessoriesRed reclinerShower curtian w/ hooks & rod3 lampsFoot stoolFull size bed w/ set4 blanke...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 04:10:00 GMT

Concert List

01.> 04/22/99 - Video Drone, Rob Zombie, KoRn02.> 08/14/99 - Society 1, Simon Says, King Me, Sammy Hagar03.> 12/13/00 - Godhead, Cold, Marilyn Manson04.> 10/12/01 - Systematic, Stereomud, ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 22:45:00 GMT

In the convolutions of my brain you'd find the big ridges of his thumbprint

There was a shriek and the jets from the city were gone overhead long before the men looked up. Montag stared back at the city, far down the river, only a faint glow now."My wife's back there.""I'm so...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Mar 2009 22:15:00 GMT

What I wish to accomplish this year:

*Get used to my dog - Hopefully she will quit growling at my Beethoven bust & I'll be able to put up my Michael Myers mask again. Teach her to sit & stay. Take her on walks. Have her be able to be aro...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 00:10:00 GMT

Numbers dehumanize us

Addendum: 1970Eleven years later. Numbers dehumanized us. Over breakfast coffee we read of 40,000 American dead in Vietnam. Instead of vomiting, we reach for the toast. Our morning rush through crowde...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 18:04:00 GMT

And it all felt very unsetteling to me.

I can tell you one thing that happened. I was in the shopping mall because that's where I go lately. For the last couple of weeks, I've been going there every day, trying to figure out why people go t...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jan 2009 03:14:00 GMT

And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.

"He's something, isn't he?"Bob nodded his head. Patrick then said something I don't think I'll ever forget."He's a wallflower."And Bob really nodded his head. And the whole room nodded their head. And...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jan 2009 00:38:00 GMT

Charlie Ray Mahaney

Great-grandfather Charles was my Grandma's younger brother, which makes little Charlie here my 4th cousin.
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:43:00 GMT

...the yowls of the unsheltered insane

It's the third Friday in April. Spring lies on New York like an odalisque on a harem sofa. Like an AIDS baby on a Harlem sofa. A big moon is rising. Like the odalisque, the moon seems filled to overfl...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 00:19:00 GMT