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About Me

Hello peoples. my name is daniel. i drink. im drunk now. i eat sushi a lot. im brown. i hang out with $krill a lot. he is white. i play golf. im damn good at it. Paula Abdul is a drunk. Snatch is the best movie ever made. i work a lot. i live in Elk Grove. by myself. its lonely. Sunday December 17 2006 was the best time ever. Shannon is awesome. i straighten my hair. it looks sexy. Top Gun has the best soundtrack. old people dont belong on a golf course. TRL doesnt play music videos anymore. its retarded. i love whiskey. i hate vodka. i love San Diego. im gonna move there one day. i love lumpia.

My Interests

Golf, girls, gettin paid, and the occasional drink

I'd like to meet:

Cool ass people and beautiful women. Or just some cool ass beautiful women. If you happen to fit into any of these categories, hit me up

Music:

I grew up on hip hop, but now i like everything. Here's just a few: Mac Dre, 50, kanye, snoop, mos def, talib kweli, N.E.R.D., kenna, linkin park, hed p.e., incubus, chevelle, gorillaz, audioslave, slipknot, system of a down, foo fighters, promising tomorrow, and a ton more.

Movies:

Some of my favorites: wedding crashers, the original oceans 11, oceans 11, oceans 12, snatch, fight club, layer cake, dodgeball, anchorman, happy gilmore, tin cup, man on fire, pulp fiction, waiting, bad santa, coach carter, top gun, predator.

Television:

LOST(it's like crack on t.v.), whose line is it anyway?, friends, las vegas, desperate housewives, everybody loves raymond, chappelle's show, SNL

Books:

I only read picture books

Heroes:

"Griff" the one armed man

My Blog

a song i wrote about britney spears

there once was a woman with a lot on her mind so she rolled up a blunt and smoked it to unwind she thought about her day but then got too high and then started trippin' and thought she could fly ...
Posted by All Smiles on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:03:00 PST

Rhymes...................

i know its bed timebut i still got the needand the urge to rhymei got a dimeshe aint top of the lineyuck facebig waistand a flat behindbut at least i got mineall you do is watch pornand yank your dick...
Posted by All Smiles on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 12:06:00 PST

More rhymes...............

these drugs are takin over im a fuckin wreckill sneak up behind you and stab you in the side of ya neckwith a glass shardill shank you hardwatch your blood spill outthere aint no doubtyou say you a go...
Posted by All Smiles on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 12:05:00 PST

Just me ryhmin........i got bored one night

ready set goslap dem hoesget a fat one rolledget fitted right, fitted tightwe gonna party all nightuntil we see da sunlightthen will do it againcause i got more money to spendand i got plenty to lendt...
Posted by All Smiles on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 11:29:00 PST

more stuff about me

1. What is your name? Daniel2. What color underwear are you wearing now? neither...i go commando3. What are you listening to right now? red hot chili peppers---tell me baby 4. What are the last 2 digi...
Posted by All Smiles on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 12:12:00 PST