henyo

I am a singer and a ballet dancer... but only in the shower. I like playing cards, guitar, sitting alone in the dark, eating cold leftovers, falling to pieces and putting myself back together again, giving weird advice...Things I really want to do but i haven't tried yet: Go to my high school reunion dressed as a homeless guy. Grow a handlebar mustachejust to see if it might look good on me. Go to the top of the Empire State Building, then hit all the buttons in a crowded elevator on the way down. Go to karaoke night and sing Free Bird, regardless of what songs playing. Spray-paint Marvin Henyo! on the Great Wall of China. Name my hamster You Filthy Whore so when I yell, Come back here, You Filthy Whore, the whole neighborhood pays attention. Invite friends over for dinner, then mail them a bill for everything they ate. Pick up a piece of road kill with a stick and chase a child with it. Stand outside a bar pretending to be a bouncer and collect a cover charge from clueless tourists. Go to an all-you-can-eat buffet the moment it opens and stay for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Wait in the express line of a supermarket with too many items. When someone complains, take out a glue gun and start combining my purchase into one giant bundle. Teach a monkey martial arts and then kick its ass. Knock on a random door and try to talk my way into a home-cooked meal. Go to my high school reunion dressed as a homeless guy again. Give my future girlfriend an enormous candy-diamond Ring Pop and try to convince her its the real thing...