JACK

About Me

There are three kinds of people in this world. Dicks, Pussies and Assholes. We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!..

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My Interests

music, tv, and being lazy.

I'd like to meet:

someone whos not a d bag.

Music:

pick floyd, pixies, metallica, killers, slipknot, modest mouse, five for fighting, goldfinger, pearl jam, lynyrd skynyrd, eric clapton, jimi hendrix, p funk, led zeppelin, eagles, guns & roses, coheed and cambria, jimmy eat world, black flag, staind, papa roach, buckcherry, supertramp, slayer, dragonforce, beatles, los lobos, the coasters, kansas, weezer, 3 doors down, radiohead, jack johnson, soad, bob marley, blink 182, incubus, 3 days grace, acdc, wolfmother, seether, foo fighters, van halen, avenged sevenfold, aerosmith, linkin park, audioslave, rage against the machine, coldplay, against me!, off spring, lit,

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Southland Tales, Fight Club, and many many more.

Television:

nothing beats south park, and i mean nothing

Books:

the instruction manuel for puting together a table.

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