In 1974, I was born in Newark, New Jersey (birthplace of Jason Alexander). I was raised in Newark (proud home of the carjack) until 1994, in which point I moved to Buffalo (birthplace of air conditioning). A lot of times I wish I never left until I think of the two greatest things that were made in Buffalo: Olivia in 1996 and Malcolm in 2002. In 2002, I left Buffalo (proud home of segregation) and moved to East Orange (birthplace of Dionne Warwick).
