The Eulogy |
As some of you have noticed, I've been sad for quite a while now. Sunday night I gave the following eulogy for my godparents. It was the hardest thing I've ever done and I still can't seem to breath...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 06:21:00 GMT |
Dear Diary: The Musings of the Counter Clockwise Flush |
Ah, faithful blog reader, pour yourself a glass of wine and tuck in for another one of my insanely long travel blogs.How do I even start this? I saw a two week hole in my schedule and even though tha...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 19:17:00 GMT |
Good Ol’ Head |
Seriously, what has happened to the good ol' blow job? I've been off the market for basically the duration of the Bush administration. And now that I'm back on the scene, it appears g...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:30:00 GMT |
The Kindness of Strangers - My Birthday |
I spent my birthday with 26 complete strangers. And it was one of the best birthdays of my life. To recap:I awaken on a boat, surrounded by 3 of the funniest, coolest women I've ever met. http://www...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:12:00 GMT |
Love and Partnership |
So dear faithful blog readers, my painful '08 continues. I am going to post about my Australia trip and my birthday today, so there will be upbeat posts after this.But first, today I went to put flow...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:43:00 GMT |
Attitude Clarification and Lindsey Lohan |
I just want to clarify for all of you who have followed my posts about all the shit that has decided to rain down in my life this year (divorce, theft, explosions, destruction of property and death), ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 00:08:00 GMT |
Dying and Living Everyday |
The hardest thing about getting older for me is not the typical limitations and annoyances of my physical being, but the increasing number of people who are responsible for raising me, for turning me ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 22:36:00 GMT |
As heard in Vegas... |
"I have pictures of it on my myspace...wow, we’re too old to say that."
Stripper smelling someone: "Yum, what are you wearing?""Other strippers."
Despite my dubious parlay picks and the doucheno...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:11:00 GMT |
Valentine’s Day, Divorce and Remodeling |
This is blog is going to be more like a reading assignment, but bear/bare with me.
I am officially divorced. I got home the other day after a very long week of work and saw a letter from my...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 10:45:00 GMT |
Valentine’s Day Clarification |
I first heard the story of Saint Valentine in my late Teens when I was deeply in love. The story I was told had nothing to do with Romantic Love. The story as I heard it was that a Christi...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:49:00 GMT |
