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Your Uncle Eddy

About Me

Eddy - A current, as of water or air, moving contrary to the direction of the main current, especially in a circular motion. A drift or tendency that is counter to or separate from a main current, as of opinion, tradition, or history.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A wise-cracking yoga instructor or a stripper with a heart of gold.

My Blog

The Eulogy

As some of you have noticed, I've been sad for quite a while now. Sunday night I gave the following eulogy for my godparents. It was the hardest thing I've ever done and I still can't seem to breath...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 06:21:00 GMT

Dear Diary: The Musings of the Counter Clockwise Flush

Ah, faithful blog reader, pour yourself a glass of wine and tuck in for another one of my insanely long travel blogs.How do I even start this? I saw a two week hole in my schedule and even though tha...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 19:17:00 GMT

Good Ol’ Head

Seriously, what has happened to the good ol' blow job?  I've been off the market for basically the duration of the Bush administration.  And now that I'm back on the scene, it appears g...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:30:00 GMT

The Kindness of Strangers - My Birthday

I spent my birthday with 26 complete strangers. And it was one of the best birthdays of my life. To recap:I awaken on a boat, surrounded by 3 of the funniest, coolest women I've ever met. http://www...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:12:00 GMT

Love and Partnership

So dear faithful blog readers, my painful '08 continues. I am going to post about my Australia trip and my birthday today, so there will be upbeat posts after this.But first, today I went to put flow...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:43:00 GMT

Attitude Clarification and Lindsey Lohan

I just want to clarify for all of you who have followed my posts about all the shit that has decided to rain down in my life this year (divorce, theft, explosions, destruction of property and death), ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 00:08:00 GMT

Dying and Living Everyday

The hardest thing about getting older for me is not the typical limitations and annoyances of my physical being, but the increasing number of people who are responsible for raising me, for turning me ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 22:36:00 GMT

As heard in Vegas...

"I have pictures of it on my myspace...wow, we’re too old to say that." Stripper smelling someone: "Yum, what are you wearing?""Other strippers." Despite my dubious parlay picks and the doucheno...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:11:00 GMT

Valentine’s Day, Divorce and Remodeling

This is blog is going to be more like a reading assignment, but bear/bare with me. I am officially divorced.  I got home the other day after a very long week of work and saw a letter from my...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 10:45:00 GMT

Valentine’s Day Clarification

I first heard the story of Saint Valentine in my late Teens when I was deeply in love.  The story I was told had nothing to do with Romantic Love.  The story as I heard it was that a Christi...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:49:00 GMT