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Handsome B. Wonderful

I don't be ticklin' or nothin.

About Me

I bleed purple and gold.

My Interests

this, that, the other thing

I'd like to meet:

Magic, Byron, James, A.C., Kareem. 3 out of 5 so far.

Music:

Just about everything.

Movies:

nothing but Samurai movies right now

Television:

helped kill the studio system!

Books:

are for nerds. Which I happen to be.

Heroes:

My Dad, Magic Johnson, Spider Jerusalem, Ogami Itto, Homer Simpson, Al Bundy, Jesse Custer, Toshiro Mifune, Stephen Hawking, Han Solo, Alan Moore, and Ferris Beuller

My Blog

quite possibly the greatest song ever

Ooh La La by the FacesPoor old Granddad I laughed at all his wordsI thought he was a bitter manHe spoke of women's waysThey trap you, then they use you Before you even knowFor love is blind and you're...
Posted by Handsome B. Wonderful on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 07:21:00 PST

Draft Day

 The Houston Texans insured that they will continue to be the laughing stock of the NFL and make sure that everybody in Texas is a Cowboys fan with the selection of Mario Williams in the draft in...
Posted by Handsome B. Wonderful on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 12:33:00 PST

yeah yeah

Greetings, to the two of you reading this.  It has begun.  The end of daily television as we enjoy it.  Thats right I'm talkin about baseball season.  Yup, nothing like turning on ...
Posted by Handsome B. Wonderful on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 02:28:00 PST

smiles

The last few days have been rather pleasent.  I got a 98% on my english midterm, saw a really good movie (CRASH), the Pittsburgh Steelers are going to the super bowl (Go Big Ben), and I got ...
Posted by Handsome B. Wonderful on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 12:50:00 PST

oh yeah, you tell em slim kid tre

It took a second to register up in my braniumMy dome, my head, my skull, my craniumMy eyes have had enough, it was time to do some talkinI had to creep through the hound-dogs that were stalkinThis sli...
Posted by Handsome B. Wonderful on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 10:42:00 PST

proof of a god

http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/12595   there is a god.  And he reads penthouse forum
Posted by Handsome B. Wonderful on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 02:08:00 PST

being a jedi

one of my childhood dreams was to be able to fly an x-wing, tie fighter, or slice through stormtroopers using a light saber.  Thanks to Star Wars Battlefront II, my dream has become (psuedo)...
Posted by Handsome B. Wonderful on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 11:56:00 PST

feeling musical

Fool In The Rain (Jones/Page/Plant) Well there's a light in your eye that keeps shining Like a star that can't wait for the night I hate to think I've been blinded baby Why can't I see you tonight? An...
Posted by Handsome B. Wonderful on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 03:06:00 PST

rough enough? tough enough?

I'll never be your beast of burdenMy back is broad but it's a hurtingAll I want is for you to make love to meI'll never be your beast of burdenI've walked for miles my feet are hurtingAll I want is fo...
Posted by Handsome B. Wonderful on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 02:00:00 PST

how i feel

When you were here before, couldn't look in your eyeYou're just like an angel, your skin makes me cryYou float like a featherIn a beautiful worldI wish I was specialYou're so FUCKIN' special But I'm a...
Posted by Handsome B. Wonderful on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 01:05:00 PST