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Sosc Facts:
-Soscia is always fashionably late
-Soscia almost NEVER wears flip-flops.....even while at the beach.
-Soscia always returns text messages......eventually
-Soscia doesn't usually waste time making his bed.
-Soscia is not afraid to eat alone in public.
-Soscia marks out for heated car seats!
-I can't stand when people don't use their turn signals while driving!
- While not usually suppositious, Soscia has to have his car radio volume below or above 13, but never on 13.
-When I come across those chain gangs on the side of the road doing clean up, I enjoy honking my horn to get their attention, then promptly yelling insults at them. I mean what are they gonna do? You know they wanna kill me, but they can't for so many reasons. I probably have hundreds of those people looking for me, so if I go missing you know what happened.
-Soscia would rather be shot in the face then sit through Napoleon Dynamite again..Am I the only one?
-If you pop your collar you deserve to be punched in the face.
-Guys who look like they've come out of "Growing up Gotti"....Yeah, you should be punched in the face as well...very hard!
-I hate when people don't turn off their high-beams while driving toward you or behind you
-I can't stand it when you let a person in front of you while driving and they don't give you the "thank you wave".
-I take rejection as someone blowing a bugle in my ear to wake me up and get going, rather than retreat.
-I live and breathe and do four times as much four times as fast as anyone else.