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genericderek

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...really...i just want to fit in. i'm almost 34 and have that sinking sensation that the zenith of my life was when i was drunk and passed out on a beach in thailand over 7 years ago. settling into domestic bliss with my beloved fiona, but amidst my third gin and tonic i can't help stare out to the horizon wondering where those wild things and lost boys went. so then i scream and kick at the darkness and improvise a better world full of unicorns, mexican wrestlers,a nd whimsical men in hot air balloons for myself to stop the unrelenting doubt the gathers like mildew on the shower door of my self confidence. and i like boobies. zing.

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I'd like to meet:

people who fly.

My Blog

i really am a unicorn!

so my first solo show has opened.after years as ensemble performer i have taken the first tentative steps into solo perfroming, i don't really count stand up-although it has helped on this show, but a...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:29:00 GMT

heroes

so i'm writing a one man show for the wellignton fringe. its about a unicorn. and some other characters. disturbing thing is that within the first ten pages that i have written is that one theme seems...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:39:00 GMT

no focus

so here i am...a full day after i get my first myspace account and i'm checking it every twenty minutes hoping i amass as many friends it takes for me not to feel inadequate. using my day to download ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 22:54:00 GMT

the big whoop

so. here i am. had a friendster account but i guess that just wasn't popular enough.  everyone had to jump ship and just head on over here to myspace.  if i'm signing on that means in under...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 00:30:00 GMT