Clay

I am Clay. I have scaled mountains, flown a plane, and been covered from head to toe in mud. I have danced in front of 80,000 people wearing bright pink tights, and then again with a giant hat. I have hunted squirrels, driven a Corvette, and been attacked by a Pitt Bull. I have been Santa Clause, Ron Burgundy, Optimus Prime and a dragon made out of cardboard boxes. I have won 10,000 dollars. I have driven straight to Colorado with no sleep. I have taken apart a motor, put it back together, and taken it apart again because it didn't work, all in one weekend. I have scored the game winning goal, driven 130 MPH, and caught a 6 pound Bass. I have made a birdie, shot a birdie and had a birdie as a pet. I have flown to California for a Lego competition. I have been camping when its so cold the tent was frozen solid. I have been LOST, found, and saved. I have owned a cow, found a Spiney Oak Slug, and gone to Desperados on a Thursday night for tacos. I have played Atari, written a song, and met Drew Pearson. I have found true love, lost it, then found real true love. I have almost died. I can hack, in several forms of the word. I have designed and built a downhill derby car in the shape of a very large sandwich. I have given and gained respect. I know what it means to be a true BONNAROO-er. I have fought the good fight. I AM CLAY.