White ghetto |
I could almost hear the bagpipes as I walked along the overpass- ridiculous as I looked. I carried a red cup and wore a checkered paperboy cap. I realized that I lived in a white ghetto of sorts; we a...
Posted by The Triumphant Return Of Ryan Hayes on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 05:39:00 PST |
Conversely |
What is infinitely worse are the fresh-faced and wide-eyed idealists whose idealism belies their age. What is worse are those who are so naive that they've never been calloused even a little. Callouse...
Posted by The Triumphant Return Of Ryan Hayes on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 12:47:00 PST |
I'm only posting this so I don't delete it. If I delete this, I might stop writing.This is shit |
I stopped at Macy's today. While walking out I saw a girl who appeared to be 13 or 14. She was walking awkwardly and wearing a sweatshirt presumably from a family vacation and awkwardly chewing o...
Posted by The Triumphant Return Of Ryan Hayes on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 03:51:00 PST |
Ok, you motherfuckers. |
So the kid's been hiding. Haven't written in a while. You think I've gone soft? You think I've lost my touch? You sons of bitches.
How many of you want some more? You? You? Over there in the green sh...
Posted by The Triumphant Return Of Ryan Hayes on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 11:12:00 PST |
Music |
I got a sudden urge at 4:30am while drinking several beers after work to reorganize my CD collection.
I have one full box of empty CD cases.
I have one full box of CDs I have no desire to listen to E...
Posted by The Triumphant Return Of Ryan Hayes on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 01:56:00 PST |
Nobody cares |
I went up to do a backside boardslide earlier. I know I was doing it right because I was watching my feet as the board cracked. I was positioned well, sliding well, and I heard and saw the board crack...
Posted by The Triumphant Return Of Ryan Hayes on Wed, 31 May 2006 12:59:00 PST |
Baby moustache |
My face has a caterpillar on it. I don't know what to do about it, so I think I'm just going to let it work itself out. I feel I need to explore the one part of my face that I've never allowed hair to...
Posted by The Triumphant Return Of Ryan Hayes on Wed, 03 May 2006 09:07:00 PST |
Moustache |
I woke up this morning and there was a moustache on my face. I don't know how I feel about it yet, but every time I look in the mirror I expel a sound of consternation- something like "Herrrrr?"
I'm ...
Posted by The Triumphant Return Of Ryan Hayes on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 11:41:00 PST |
The Weather Man |
"I remember once- imagining what my life would be like. What I'd be like. I pictured having all these qualities- strong, positive qualities that people could pick up on from across a room. But as tim...
Posted by The Triumphant Return Of Ryan Hayes on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 11:49:00 PST |
Thank You Jesus |
I heard a song earlier tonight and became completely, utterly, and blindly obsessed with possessing it for repeated listenings. It was an obscure band called V-3 who had only recorded one or...
Posted by The Triumphant Return Of Ryan Hayes on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 11:47:00 PST |
