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SHELBY[GirrFace]™

ITS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT; AND I FEEL FINE.

About Me

This Whomps. im so five years ago. im an extra-terrestrial hussy im a NYQUIL addict. im perfectly dishevelled. im a high flyer and a rainbow rider a straight shooting son of a gun. my mouth could make a trucker blush. im not as naive as i come off. im either the best or the worst; i dont have an inbetween. i like otter pops; i like pop and i like otters. but why's the horse on the beach? SHELBY [GirrFace] ™ WHADAFUX UP WITH THAT? on September 29 th 2008 i will have lived 5840 days; 140160 hours; 350400 minutes; 93440 seconds. Shelby[Verb]:Cuddle monster,wannabe psychologist;complete cuntface,perfectly disheveleed. Verb its what you do. Tyson est mon ami chiennes.
ill make you turn your head. ill make you raise an eye brow. ill make you think about me. ill make you scream my name. ill make you.
"I AM GOOD BUT NOT AN ANGEL. I SIN BUT I AM NOT THE DEVIL. I AM PRETTY BUT I AM NOT BEAUTIFUL. I HAVE FRIENDS BUT I AM NOT A PEACE MAKER. I AM JUST A SMALL GIRL IN THIS BIG WORLD. LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO LOVE."-Marilyn Monroe
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My Interests

HELP ME. PLEASE. JUST HELP ME. IM BOLD. UNIQUE. RANDOM. BITTER. TRAGIC. I DONT HAVE X-RAY VISION. I CANT WALK THROUGH WALLS. I CANT BEND STEEL. I CANT FLY. I HATE VOWELS. I LOVE BOWS. IM SCARED OUT OF MY MIND OF GHOSTS. WHEN IM UP TOO LATE I GET PARANOID. I ADORE TWO BOYS WHO ARE PRETTY MUCH MY BROTHERS. NO ONE KNOWS THE REAL ME. THE REAL ME JUST WANTS TO CRY. IM A lvl_58_swrd_mstr. I HATE LIARS. IM A LIAR. I COMPLETELY FUCK EVERYTHING UP. IM BROKEN AND DEPRESSED BUT STILL GOOD. I WILL NEVER CLAIM TO BE SOEMTHING IM NOT. ILL ADMIT IF IVE LIED OR SAID SOMETHING. I ALMOST ALWAYS HAVE BOW OR BANDANA IN MY HAIR. IM NOT PRETTY. PRETTY DOESNT MEAN PERFECT. I HATE WHEN TWO PEOPLE MATCH. I COLOR OUTSIDE OF THE LINES THEN FILL IT IN. MUSIC IS MY THERAPY. I DONT HAVE WHAT YOU WOULD CALL A FAMILY. FRIENDS CAN NEVER REPLACE YOUR FAMILY. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE COPY. WHEN THEY COPY ME I STOP DOING IT. THREE PEOPLE HAVE COMPLETELY CHANGED MY LIFE. I BELIEVE IN GOD. I BELIEVE HE SENDS US A GUARDIAN ANGEL TO HELP US. MY MAKEUP IS NEVER AS GOOD AS I WANT IT TO BE. IVE BEEN JUMPING FROM RELATIONSHIP TO REALTIONSHIP LATELY. I COMPLETELY FUCKING HATE MYSELF FOR THINGS IVE DONE. I REALLY THINK EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE MANNERS AND BE POLITE. MYSPACE ISNT MY LIFE. I DONT CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF ME. IVE HEARD SOME SAY MY HEART IS TWO SIZES TO SMALL. EVEN AFTER HAVEING MY HEART BROKEN I STILL BELIEVE IN [STUPID, PATHETIC, ALL I SEE IS YOU] LOVE. I DIDNT DESERVE HIM ANYWAYS. WHAT HURTS THE MOST WAS BEING SO CLOSE. I HAVE A VAMPIRE FREAKS ACCOUNT TO;

I'd like to meet:

ELVIS PRESLEY.MARYLIN MONROE.ANNA NICHOLE SMITH.JOHN TRAVOLTA.HANNIBLE LECTOR.DR.PHIL.JEFFERY DAHMER.TIM BURTON.WILL SMITH.JAMES DEAN.AL CAPONE.KIMORA LEE SIMMONS.DAN SAVAGE.OPRAH WINFREY.CATHY GRIFFIN.QUEEN VICTORIA.DEMITRI MARTIN.ANTHONY HOPKINS.MATT DAMON.ANDY WARHOL.

"IF YOU CAN MAKE A GIRL SMILE YOU CAN MAKE HER DO ANYTHING." -MARILYN MONROE
"I would venture to warn against too great intimacy with artists as it is very seductive and a little dangerous." -Queen Victoria

Music:

THE SHIT AvengedSevenfold FromFirstToLast Silverstein BulletForMyValentine ThreeDaysGrace Blink182 Slipknot AngelsandAirwaves 30SecondsToMars Aiden TheAcademyIs Plus 44 Pantera LedZeppelin AStaticLullaby Metallica Bayside Anti-Flag Chiodos Breaking Bejamin Dragonforce CuteiswhatweAimFor DroppingDaylight EighteenVisions GoodCharlotte Emery FourLetterLie HasteTheDay FromAutmntoAshes ShadowsFall InkedInBlood WinterSoltice Hinder HitTheLights KillHannah Incubus IAmGhost ItDiesToday MarilynManson Lostprophets MotionCitySoundtrack MxPx MyChemicalRomance The69Eyes Hellogoodbye Atreyu Paramore RedHotChiliPeppers Nirvana RobZombie DrowningPool RelientK RedJumpsuitApparatus Saosin SensesFail TakingBackSunday SayAnything Skillet Thursday Underoath TheUsed Sum41 AsILayDying AromorForSleep BleedTheDream Yellowcard A.F.I. BlessTheFall SimplePlan RiseAgainst PlainWhiteT's Disturbed Cky BoysLikeGirls Anberlin MushroomHead Sumblime Aerosmith AlkalineTrio A.A.R BowlingForSoup Cartel CountingCrows CradleOfFilth CrossFade DefLeppard Dishwalla DontLookDown ElvisPresly Emanuel FallOutBoy FooFighters FortMinor TheFray GoldFinger GymClassHeros HawthorneHeights HollyWoodUndead JamestownStory IKilledThePromQueen JanisJoplin JustSurrender KidRock LFO Creed MarcyPlayground MatchBookRomance MinorThreat PapaRoach ScaryKidsScaryingKids ShinyToyGuns SocialDistortion SomethingCorporate SugarCult SuicideMachines TheAudition UnderOath UnwrittenLaw YesterdaysRising Misfits BlackSabbath BringMeTheHorizon LambOfGod CopeLand JacksManequin IcedEarth ThatsNotAll

Movies:

THE SHIT LILO + STITCH 1,2,3 THE MONKEY KING FUN WITH DICK AND JANE FIREWALL DATE MOVIE NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET DEVILS RAIN THE PUPPET MASTER CARRIE 1 & 2 PLAYAMTE OPEN RANGE THE FLY 1 & 2 EDWARD SCISSOR HANDS A SAINT VALENTINES DAY MURDER GREASE SCARFACE A WALK TO REMEMBER WALK THE LINE SWEET HOME ALABAMA AMC=L.O.V.E SOME RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN TRANSAMERICA PULP FICTION RED DRAGON SILENCE OF THE LAMBS LION KING HANNIBLE RISING SCARFACE WE WERE SOLDIERS BATMAN BEGINS THIRTEEN GHOSTS AN ALL AMERICAN HAUNTING SHORT CUIRCUT MUSIC AND LYRICS WALK THE LINE A BRONX TALE LITTLE BLACK BOOK ALADIN all of 'em THE GODFATHER TRILOGY THREE CORPSE BRIDE THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS MUMPHY GIRL INTERUPTED ALICE IN WONDERLAND DIRTY DANCING BEETLE JUICE. CHEECH AND CHONG UP IN SMOKE. CHEECH AND CHONG NEXT MOVIE. SWEENY TODD.

Television:

THE SHIT SCRUBS DR. PHIL SNAPPED TWO AND A HALF MEN 24 THE SIMPSONS FAMILY GUY FOSTERS HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS MOONLIGHT GHOST WHISPERER LAW AND ORDER:SVU CHARMED.

Books:

THE SHIT ONE FOR THE MONEY TWO FOR THE DOUGH THREE TO GET DEADLY FOUR TO SCORE HIGH FIVE HOT SIX SEVEN UP HARD EIGHT TO THE NINES TEN BIG ONES ELEVEN ON TOP TWELVE SHARP LEAN MEAN THIRTEEN THE KID. BORN TO BE KILLERS MEN AT WORK CANNIBLES AND EVIL CULT KILLERS PLUM LOVIN' DEATH ACRES

My Blog

fucking eh man

I DONT want that gorgeous scen boy that takes more time getting ready than me. I dont want that bad ass m3t4l head who gets in fights and doesnt have beliefs. I dont want that punk boy who does d...
Posted by SHELBY[GirrFace]™ on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 07:51:00 PST

best friends

yeah okay whatever for a while but i guess thats over. i feel so fuckign used and i feel like i keep getting stabbed in the back. i ignored it but now im just done. friday was the last straw. i have m...
Posted by SHELBY[GirrFace]™ on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:06:00 PST

bet you didnt know im fucking psycho pissed and wanna kill

NOPE? WELL THEN LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT. BESIDES MY USUAL I HATE THE WORLD EVERYTHING CAN DIE, TWO THINGS ARE DRIVING ME NUCKING FUTS. PROBLEM #1.) BOYS ARE STUPID AND IM DONE WITH DATING. PROBLE...
Posted by SHELBY[GirrFace]™ on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:52:00 PST

yesterday was bomb

so yesterday was fucking awesome. heres how it went down. school was gay up untill lunch when me and brittany had hella fucking candy and then school went back to being gay untill after sixth period w...
Posted by SHELBY[GirrFace]™ on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 05:06:00 PST

you can downlaod anything off of the internet

i just downloaded terretts and aid oh and the cure for the common cold but i dont think im gonna share it haha bitch youve got a runny nose better go catch it.
Posted by SHELBY[GirrFace]™ on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 10:05:00 PST

Before something happens

Something can go terribly wrong in the blink of an eye and i just need to get some things off of my chest. Brittany:Your my best friend pratically my sister and you actually taught me what a best frie...
Posted by SHELBY[GirrFace]™ on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:08:00 PST

Epiphany

so ive had a turning point. no one really cares but i decided to write about it anyways. i found out what true love is. and i know that it all comes at a price. and some times when you truly love some...
Posted by SHELBY[GirrFace]™ on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 09:16:00 PST

DRAINED

im emotionally drained i cant sleep im barely eating i dont care how i look anymore ive lost all self confidence nothing means anything to me anymore i cant even fake a smile all i have left is a tiny...
Posted by SHELBY[GirrFace]™ on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 03:42:00 PST

X

so heres to all those years of broken hearts and dreams ,all the scemes that never went through, all the silly boys we thought we gave our hearts to ,all the girls who ruined our day ,they were whores...
Posted by SHELBY[GirrFace]™ on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 09:23:00 PST

liars

I HATE LIARS. there is no use in lieing to get a rise out of someone. or just to hurt them in some way. in the end youll get your. wjen judgement day comes you shall feel the same wicked wrath you swo...
Posted by SHELBY[GirrFace]™ on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 10:58:00 PST