Popcorn |
You know what the sneakiest shit on the face of the earth is?It's popcorn, that's what it is!The stuff is the Houdini of the junk food world.You can have yourself a bowl of popcorn, pick it out one pi...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jan 2009 05:45:00 GMT |
Stink |
I spend too much time with people every day and there are a lot of things that I just don't understand about them. Maybe I try too hard to understand these things and they ultimately end up just drivi...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 12:20:00 GMT |
Life |
Ever feel like running out the door, doing a belly flop off the porch on to the lawn, pounding your hands and kicking your feet, while screaming at the top of your lungs?That's what I've felt like off...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 12:14:00 GMT |
The Big Picture |
The cheapest smokes are the ones that kill you the fastest.Screw the filters! They're only costing you more money in the long run!
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 23:51:00 GMT |
Treats |
How in the hell was I supposed to know that the candy my wife made was for gift baskets?It sat in that pan for at least a week.Plus, if she was planning on gifting some of it, she should have made a l...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:41:00 GMT |
My Impact On Society |
I was walking through the Fred Meyer electronics department with my daughter yesterday, and I spy a lady that I've probably seen a hundred times at the Y.M.C.A. I have no idea what her name is, but li...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 11:24:00 GMT |
Holidays |
Cheers to Thanksgiving!Let's all go visit some relatives and pretend like we can stand to be around them for a full day!Let's eat their shitty food and listen to their boring stories about their retar...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:43:00 GMT |
Flu |
What in the hell is going on with me?I'm eating better than I ever have and am in pretty decent shape, but the last two years, the flu has grabbed my shoulders and kicked me right square in the ass.I'...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 02:02:00 GMT |
Vest |
I have a vest.It's one of those thicker jobbies that would be a fairly warm coat, except it's a vest.I can't remember if I bought it on sale, or received it for Christmas last year, but either way, I ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 16:09:00 GMT |
Quick Thought |
Dumb shit = Returd
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 04:00:00 GMT |
