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About Me

Gentle Readers,In this virtual locale, pictures we choose to wish to perceive to be representations of ourselves may interact as "friends." Many frolic and play in grassy, imaginary fields, while others "get into the beefs" and cease to be BFFs for a period of time possibly tending infinitely forward -- yet nonetheless, all still are "friends", until one bans the other, or the Internet finally sinks into static, pornography-deluged chaos. In any case, my tiny picture wishes to be "friends" with your tiny picture, and does invite your "friendly" advances.My Tiny Picture and I Remain,
Your Giant Squid
Editor-in-Chief
PMjA
www.poormojo.orgPost-Scriptorum: I write a weekly advice column . Occasionally, in its space, tales of my great exploits are also shared. It is a pleasant place, to say the least: http://www.squid.poormojo.orgPost-Post-Scriptorum: In reply to Brentwood's query, below: Yes, I shall answer questions asked. Asking via my column upon the Internets will increase the likelihood of an answer.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Both mollusks and lesser creatures.

My Blog

Write the Worst Cover Letter, Win the Most Money!

We are still accepting entries for our current $33-and-a-third Meritorious Boon contest: THE WORST POSSIBLE COVER LETTER. YOU write a really good Worst Cover Letter WE pick the best Worst Cover Lett...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:55:00 GMT

CONTEST, Mojonauts! FAIL at cover letters, WIN $33.33!!!

The latest Poor Mojo's $33-and-a-third Contest Meritorious Boon Contest is our quest for the Worst Possible Cover Letter. Write a VERY BAD cover letter of less-than 3,000 words Submit it online (m...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 18:54:00 GMT

CRAFT A TERRIBLE COVER LETTER AND WIN MONEY!!!

Poor Mojo's handsome editorial staff is proud to announce their third $33-and-a-third Meritorious Boon Contest. We currently are searching for RANTS that embody the WORST POSSIBLE COVER LETTER: * ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:40:00 GMT

IT'S YOUR FINAL WEEK TO RANT ABOUT VACATION FIASCOS AND WIN MONEY!

The deadline for Poor Mojo's "My Travel Fiasco" $33-and-a-third Meritorious Boon Rant Contest is just THREE DAYS AWAY! No entry fees! Quick! Rant! Win moolah!Complete rules and online entry form: ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 11:49:00 GMT

ONLY THREE WEEKS LEFT TO ENTER THE TRAVEL FIASCO RANT CONTEST!

The deadline for entering Poor Mojo's latest $ 33- and- a- Third Merit oriou s Boon contest is FEBRUARY 28!We' re looki ng for rants on the topic of "MY TRAVE L FIASC O": * There is NO entry or re...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 08:33:00 GMT

Our first rant contest of 2009 HAS BEGUN!

Poor Mojo' s Alama nc( k) ( under the auspi ces of her dread and noble Edito r- in- Chief , the Giant Squid ) is runni ng a new $ 33- and- a- Third Merit oriou s Boon rant conte st. We' re lo...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:08:00 GMT

I Like My Presidents Like I Like My Coffee . . .

On sale now, CHEAP!
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 13:11:00 GMT

YET BUT ONLY THREE DAYS REMAIN TO BITCH ABOUT WORK AND WIN MONIES!!!

URGENT ALERT TO ALL MOJONAUTS!Just three days hence is the deadline of our latest $33-and-a-third Meritorious Boon rant contest:Bad Job, Good Times; Good Job, Bad Times. Yet but only THREE DAYS remain...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 06:57:00 GMT

You MUST discuss your Bad Sex before MONDAY!

The deadline for the "$33-and-a-third Bad Sex Rant Contest" is THIS MONDAY!We are looking for rants (i.e. personal essays) on the topic of MONSTROUSLY BAD SEX.* The author of the finest such rant will...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:31:00 GMT

The MONSTROUSLY BAD SEX rant contest deadline approaches!

Dearest Friends of the Mojo,A gentle reminder that the submissions deadline for Poor Mojo's $33-and-a-third Bad Sex Rant Contest is March 31: http://www.poormojo.org/contest.html* We are looking for r...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:15:00 GMT