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Annie

I am fast. To give you a reference point, I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a pant

About Me

I like dive bars and cheap beer. I make the best egg salad in the world. I watch UFC fights. I like the simple stuff. I have a dog named Mr. Tito Jackson. I love basketball. I drive a hoopty. I love traveling. I consult my Magic 8 Ball on every big decision that comes around.

My Interests

Bowling.

I'd like to meet:

People with white teeth.

Music:

Jamiroquai.

Movies:

Blow.

Television:

CSI.

Books:

In the Time of the Butterflies.

Heroes:

The California Raisins.

My Blog

I love pineapple.

The rules: Once you have been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts or habits about yourself.  At the end, you choose 10 to be tagged, list their names and why you...
Posted by Anne on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:27:00 PST

WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR????

Me.He works for me.Because I'm the Boss now.I just got a promotion.Not a big one, but big enough to make me smile all day into my cherry Coke!And I got a raise. So that will be handy for the weddings,...
Posted by Anne on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 07:11:00 PST

You were born to be my baby... and baby I was born, to be your man...

Number one, I love Bon Jovi. I forgot about him until last night, and then now he was on the radio and I couldn't help but take a break eating my lunch of nachos (like I'm at the damn bowling alley) t...
Posted by Anne on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:03:00 PST

Annie needs a time out.

1. Do you know where your dad is right now?Probably in a truck somewhere, fixing things like MacGuyver and whistling.2. Last time you kissed someone?Wednesday. 3. What is something you've learned...
Posted by Anne on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:44:00 PST

For Jme... and here's to sharing Miami Vices, and congo lines in September...

Here is your 4 things quiz... because I love you! Four jobs I have had in my life:1. Paper girl with my brothers2. Studio Arts & Glass - art glass repair, stuff like that.. 3. Pet shop girl4. Pizz...
Posted by Anne on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:47:00 PST

Another one of my fabulous lists...

Today I got rearended. By an idiot in a Suburban. In Belden. IMAGINE THAT! Anywhoo, I was on my way to dinner (which was fun, salsarific, and I hope to one day be the Card Club Lady with the gigantic ...
Posted by Anne on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:39:00 PST

Cold? Pshhh....

Ohio Temperature Conversion Chart @ +70 degrees Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.People in Ohio go swimming in the Rivers.@ +60 degrees North Carolinians try to turn on the hea...
Posted by Anne on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 09:39:00 PST

Things I've Learned Today.

So number one - if that stupid fucktard band The Fray ruins another one of my morning work drives, I'm going to pull some asshole out of his car at a red light and stomp his ass to death. Here's how m...
Posted by Anne on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 04:02:00 PST

Best Christmas Email. Ever.

Here is an awesome Christmas email from China... "Wish you in the year 2007: Good Health, Good appetite, If you are single, wish you find your lover, and get married soon; If you are marrie...
Posted by Anne on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 07:09:00 PST

I got TWO tickets to PAIR OF DICE!!!!

Yo - I'm going on a bad ass cruise in September... leaving the 23rd from Ft. Lauderdale to the western carribean. If you want to go, let me know - I can get you details. And it's cheap, and you CAN af...
Posted by Anne on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:22:00 PST