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Jay

About Me

College student who has some good friends. I'm going for my associates in the culinary arts at the MCI. I have a sister 2 cats, Gizmo and Bella, and a rabbit named Oscar. I work at Hueston Woods lodge in the Kitchen. I think my perception between reality and fantasy are beginning to blur, is that weird? Anyways, I hate these things what can I say. I could write for ever and still not know a damn thing. But that goes for anybody really, I mean I could be a complete asshole in real life for all you know. But yeah, thats all I have to say about that.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

David Bowie, Batman, and John Updike. There are several others but they are mostly dead. But if there was a magical place where the living and the dead existed together I guess Hunter S. Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut, Phillip K. Dick. Ernest Hemingway, Joeseph Heller, Edith Piaf, Joey Ramone, Jimmy Stewart, Henry Fonda, Ziggy Stardust(ha-ha), Karl Marx, George Orwell(good pairing), John Belushi, I guess John Lennon (but I heard he was a dick), and that crazy pedophilic bastard Lewis Caroll.

My Blog

2007.....pointless to say the least.....or was it?

Well another year has came and went (or for the most part). I try to think back at anything that was worthwhile, and I first come up with nothing. A complete year gone to waste. But then as you l...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 06:23:00 GMT

New story first chapter plus a look to the second possibly going to a serial

Chapter One..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   Ben Thompson opened the door to his small apartment. He gazed across the room with a glazed look of utter ex...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 16:18:00 GMT

Rainy Days, and mondays always get me Down......FUCK!

Well I finished a really good book the other day. It's called Do Androids dream of electric sheep? by Phillip K. Dick. It's a wonerful read I highly suggest it. Went and saw 30 days of night on f...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:25:00 GMT

That acidic taste that creeps up the back of the tongue

Well, I'm sitting here. I have about twenty minutes before my sociology class begins. I ask you does life ever give you that acidic taste that you get on the back of your tongue right before you throw...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 06:36:00 GMT

The History and Nature of Man, as told by Jay Imhoff Pt.1

I'm sitting here pondering the next step. It's hard to wrap my mind around the fact that the state of mind I in now will be different later. Collectively society in general will have a different view....
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 23:54:00 GMT

Fear and Loathing in the P-C!

These events occured last sunday through saturday. I walk into work on sunday which happened to be mothers day. Gary of eaton or Gary Eaton however you would like to address  him approached me as...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 20:48:00 GMT

Fascist Nazi republican bullshit!

Well first it was the smoking ban. Now they are restricting the rules of strip clubs. They are taking away peoples incomes. I have had it with this bullshit. I'm sick of this moral majority republican...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 18:47:00 GMT

I think one day I can laugh at this point in my life.

Last few weeks have been a roller coaster ride of excitement, nervousness, anxiety, and depression. I finished up my classes last term with decent grades. I've decided to give up on looking for a woma...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 00:00:00 GMT

Fear and Loathing in Huntington.

Warning: this story describes in details of a trip made by one Jay Imhoff and his family and friends. It includes graphic detail of the events that went on from December 26th to the 28th. It...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 14:17:00 GMT

The shittiest thanksgiving weekend ever

Well, I'll start with wednesday. Went to school mostly dicked around and did'nt get much done in the kitchen. The I headed over to my grandma's house for her thanksgiving dinner. When I got home I not...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 17:53:00 GMT