I'm pretty much a walking contradiction. As described by my girlfriend on her page, I'm a golf-playing, mad-scientist, merkin-ed, reggae-dj, slayer-loving chemist. If you don't know what a merkin is, it's a vaginal toupee...I just happen to have one on my chin... I'm that kid you went to high school and/or college with that would party and get hammered every night and still pull off good grades somehow. A dork by day and rockstar by night...which is kind of exhausting, but a shitload of fun....and it always makes for good conversation during either partition of my waking hours. Completely fallen for a self-described 'ballet nazi.' Oh, and I think Slayer is great. And I might just be the gassiest person on the planet. Think it's something that runs in my family genes, but anyone that knows me and my bro knows that you can't fuck with the Vandrey gas expulsions...
Oh yeah, and I play in some band called Ballyhoo! Check us out.
