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Dr. Derek

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    Which Office Moron Are You?
    I'll smoke you a kipper, because you'll be back for breakfast. You're the cult television show quoting, user account deleting, soap loathing IT Manager.
    Something in your childhood has made you the way you are. You've been hired to provide a service to everyone else in the office - you make the computers run, and you make them run well. You've streamlined everything; you've removed all the viruses and installed all the firewalls. The only trouble - the only hole in your veneer of digital perfection - is the way you laugh at everyone.
    If someone doesn't know UNIX, you laugh at them. If they lose their password, they laugh at them. If they visit a website using Microsoft Internet Explorer and their computer succumbs to an Internet worm, you laugh. Then you take a swig of your Coke, and with another hearty chuckle tell all your friends on IRC about the idiots you have to deal with.
    Maybe it makes you feel better about yourself, although let's face it, you don't need help in that department. You're great, you. Fantastic like burning cool. If only those luddite office fools would let you play Unreal Tournament in peace.
    'Rum and Monkey: jamming your photocopier one tray at a time'
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    NEW! I have a new music myspace, check it out! http://www.myspace.com/theblankfaction
    See my new camera quality?! - Me having a Bedroom Rave -
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    My Self Trying to Glowstring at Homecoming -- And Rose Joining in at the end.
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    dome DnB Glowringing
    A Trance Track I made with my Yamaha DJX II

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    Linux For The Greater Good

    As an employee of Goodwill, I see that we get A LOT of "e-waste". computers, printers, scanners, monitors, etc. pretty much 99.9% of this gets sent to recycling companies.Now, I do know at least 40-60...
    Posted by on Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:54:00 GMT

    How Sex Killed The Art of Modern Dancing

    It all started in 20-40s or so with Swing Dancing. Swing dancing was not because of all the drugs, all the illegal booze, or all that jazz (rimshot). It was something more forbidden. Sex.Men figured t...
    Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:07:00 GMT

    Why People Are Getting Their Identities Stolen

    First off, I'm posting this not becuase I've done these, or planned on doing so, but I would have had the ability to do so. And this is an informational post about how to protect yourself, rather than...
    Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 02:11:00 GMT

    Profits Before People And Our Wasteful Society

    'If we don't waste what we have, we'll still have it in the future and will not lack (want) it.' -- Waste Not, Want Not.From the past few jobs that I've worked, I've already seen, no, noticed, what th...
    Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 05:42:00 GMT

    Hello, My Friend.

    Hello, My Friend.I've seen you've come to help me through his mayhem, my friend.You look different today, my friend.You look super smooth today, my friend.Your voice stings my eyes, my friend.Your son...
    Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 05:20:00 GMT

    Our Fragile Lives

    This post is going to be a bit of a long one. It's going to be a mix of a few things, and it may sound like one continuous thought rather than a laid out essay-type.I titled this "Our Fragile Lives" o...
    Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 04:39:00 GMT

    hmm...

    Hmm, I've been reading some of the stuff on MyDeathSpace.com and seriously, this shit saddens me.It saddens me to think though a lot of them were innocent. Some ignorant, some had it coming. But for t...
    Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 23:49:00 GMT

    Lately Ive..

    Lately I've been feeling the sameI've being losing hope, resisting the painIt's cold outside, I wish it were clearerSometimes its just easier to turn around than look in the mirrorSometimes when I go ...
    Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 18:56:00 GMT

    Insomnia

    Deep in the bosom of the gentle night Is when I search for the light Pick up my pen and start to write I struggle, fight dark forces In the clear moon light Without fear... insomnia I can't get no sle...
    Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:04:00 GMT

    A Joke On an Old Man

    An old man had been born in the town of Yen; but as a young man he had moved to the provice of Chu, where he had remained. His memories of his native land had become blurred with the passing of years....
    Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:17:00 GMT