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Unkle Phatâ„¢

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am really funny, and rich, and hott Hott HOTT, and thats about all you need to know. Oh, and I forgot to mention that I am humble too...

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The person who invented the Hula Hoop and also the person who started the Genius Book of World Records...
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My Blog

My Blog Brings All the Boys to My Page

So I was talking with a friend of mine, and he made me subscribe to his blog. So then I was like why would I subscribe to your blog? He proceeded to say that he wants more people to subscribe in order...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 21:38:00 GMT

i am home now...

Well, i am finally back from working in San Diego. I am so glad to be back becuase I have learned that I miss home alot and I rely on my friends alot more than I realize. Something else that I learned...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 18:33:00 GMT

This is a play...

Ciro is sitting at a Starbucks writing. Bethany walks in unnoticed by Ciro, but she sees him. Walking towards the door after she gets her drink, she decides to talk to him. Bethany: Ciro? Is that you?...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 14:35:00 GMT

What happens in your pocket?

Chapstick and Keys "Chapstick! How are you?" "Llaves! Its good to see you again." "Why do you call me llaves when you know my name is keys?" "I am learning to speak Spanish, what do you think about t...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 17:44:00 GMT

my studdarring cat?

A Cat in the Park "T-T-T-T-T-Tom, c-can you take me to the park?", I forced out one Saturday morning. Looking at me with a bit of curiosity, he replied: "Who takes their over-weight cat to the park?" ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 00:37:00 GMT

Simple Silence

Simple Silence Simple Silence is pure Simple Silence between him and her is awkward, Simple Silence finds joy between them Simple Silence creates distance Simple Silence reveals secrets Simple Silence...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 18:22:00 GMT

my first posted poetry

Mirrors watching me examine myself is scary to me. i hate mirrors, fixing myself with my minds eye, perfecting my face like a bed sheet with wrinkles. to see the world through green stain glass wit...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 18:05:00 GMT