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About Me

I am the spice girl that time forgot, that's right...here is my true identity....I am....bricklayer spice. This layout was handmade with love by the folks at My space or yours? Go get one!

My Interests

richard simmons...and that about sums it up

I'd like to meet:

a box of crayons, and those monsters from a coloring book that I had when I was a kid, and those monsters were in a beauty pagent. I think the reason for my having that coloring book is because my sister puked on the ninja turtles one. I liked the monsters one better though... thanks Jamie! I love you for puking on my coloring book. Oh yeah, and I wanna meet people who lick the air, because appearently they do exist

Music:

Movies:

Draw Your Own Picture

Television:

pfft. television just makes me wanna go to sleep

Books:

I only read the books where you get eaten by an alien.

Heroes:

everyone who be's kind

My Blog

I myspace karaoke'd tee hee and a ha ha ha

Check out my recordings and let me know what you think! have a listen when you're ready for your ears to bleed a bit. A splendid time is guarenteed for all!...
Posted by Real Live Figment on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 09:23:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Family name origins - Familytree...
Posted by Real Live Figment on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:34:00 PST

Delivery issues

I wasn't home the day they finally delivered my sky ship. I wonder who gave them "the O.K " to leave it in the neighbors mold infested pool? I tracked down the guy who did that and d...
Posted by Real Live Figment on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:56:00 PST

Tuesday the knee unhinges

Being it was Tuesday, I hadn't had time to speak to the vegetables for the rush of the morning. Could it have been that my unlaced shoes planned to push me down the stairs or was it something bigger t...
Posted by Real Live Figment on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 05:01:00 PST

the story of Molly Walter

molly walter, first girl to spit out a bannana peel, lemonade psychadelic, phsychic frisbee. In the cold war waiting on a warm day. With the weather looking lovely and the dirt smelling nasty, and th...
Posted by Real Live Figment on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 03:24:00 PST

space travel ( the day I met the god of bowling alleys)

It had been raining for x amount of days, because it rained cats and bagels for more days than you could count, and eventually came the flood of cats and bagels...at Least no one went hungry...
Posted by Real Live Figment on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:53:00 PST

standing in the way of my donut

there's a donut I'm after, there is this big guy standing right in my way. he's got one of those elfin ponytails, you know like the kind that have many rubber bands in different places throughout the...
Posted by Real Live Figment on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 04:54:00 PST

fax machine scandal

I can't even get on to lenguini.com.... someone said something, and thats probably not what they said, but the fax machine was going. so thats what it sounded like, and thats what i heard, and thats w...
Posted by Real Live Figment on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:08:00 PST

postcard

i keep wanting to write it all down, i can't write it all down i have to stop writing it all down. delima delima! i don't even have the will to read this wonderful book i have florida the mind steale...
Posted by Real Live Figment on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:17:00 PST

miss tickle yard sale

the horribleness and the awfulness of it all will never actually be forgotten. I've been inspired by Don Knotts, just as much as the next sailor down the lane. You know the business, sale the mystics ...
Posted by Real Live Figment on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 05:19:00 PST