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cancerdancer

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About Me

I was born in the eighties in a little place just East of None-Of-Your-Fucking-Business. My mother was a Saint and my father is Optimus Prime. Nicknamed "The Archbishop of Hip Hop", I am an insanely successful oil tycoon and unwilling to spend my money on charity.

I was also a costumed street-vigilante from Wyoming with aspirations of either being President of America or sleeping with Melissa Joan Hart. My likes include Chili’s, my abs, and vagina. My dislikes include cats, Jim Morrison, poopy pants and nuclear war. My self-proclaimed title, Archbishop of Hip-Hop has offended dozens of Catholics and perhaps five or six rappers.

My Blog

Rambo: Man, Myth, Legend

It's hard to sum up the idea of a person like John J. Rambo. Such badassness doesn't just appear very often, especially in the 80's. In a decade of neon clothes and leg warmers, Rambo was wearing bloo...
Posted by cancerdancer on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:03:00 PST

Questions to Answers

    Why is it that a madman with weapons is what it takes for us to realize what the world lives with everyday? If you thought two handguns on one man was frightening, imagine another n...
Posted by cancerdancer on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 05:08:00 PST

No Hindsight For The Blind

We grow up to learning that we are in the wrong and that we know little if compared to someone more esteemed than us. This stems from the loyalty we are taught to give our parents, teachers, siblings,...
Posted by cancerdancer on Wed, 17 May 2006 04:04:00 PST

DON'T READ

The only thing we will ever own in life is ourselves. Only our self will be free of outsiders if we so choose to make it that way. In many cases, people are not the sole posessor of themslef, let it b...
Posted by cancerdancer on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 04:10:00 PST

Resting In Pieces

    American ideals, once held up by the hands of each and every one of us, has laid idle and dead, long enough that it has fermented into pungent mud. This mud is now manipulated and s...
Posted by cancerdancer on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 07:57:00 PST