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Bananalana!

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About Me

*Every now and then I am overwhelmed with the amount of things people tell me and am amazed by what I could do with the amount of knowledge I have.
*If I don't like you, I won't speak to you.
*I believe in karma...but do it anyway.
*YOU choose your friends. My friends are the most important thing in my life and I would do anything in the world for any one of them.
*Sometimes I get sad for a while and I lock myself away and shut people out without meaning to.
*Whenever I'm in a library I want to scream really loudly.
*I hope vampires are real.
*If I'm on a bus or a train, I sometimes look around at people and get really fustrated at what society calls the "general public".

*I don't do commitment very well...I get bored easily.
*I will never get up at seven every morning, put on a suit and go to work in a grey building with grey people and spend my weekends getting drunk in cheesy bars moaning about my kids and my husbands erection problems.
*I have no idea what I want to do with my life and I love that!
*The more you try to get me to do something, the more likely I am to tell you to fuck off.
*A lot of people have misconceptions about me but I know what I'm doing RIGHT NOW.
*People think I always get what I want, they're probably right but when I get it its never how I wanted it...or I've waited for it so long I don't want it anymore.
*I don't love everyone but if I love you, I will always love you, no matter how much I don't want to.
*I text everyone far too much!!
*I love sex, drugs and sex on drugs.
*I've had a lot of bad press....don't believe everything you hear!
*I love make-up much more than what is considered acceptable.
*I will always give you a second chance.....a third, If I think you deserve it (silly me...).

*I'm weird about food.
*I love saying inappropriate things REALLY loudly.
*I find it almost impossible to say no!
*I know how to wind you up and I will do it and enjoy it immensely!
*You might think you've got the upper hand but I've DEFINATELY got shit on you...
*THEY think I'm crazy. who are THEY?
LIVE HOW YOU WANT. FUCK WHO YOU WANT. SAY WHAT YOU WANT. IGNORANCE IS BLISS. LOVE ISN'T REAL BUT ITS SOMETHING TO PASS THE TIME. IF YOU FUCK IT UP-LAUGH AND FIND SOMETHING NEW TO FUCK UP. ACT LIKE THEY NEVER HURT YOU. YOU FUCKED ME OVER. I FUCKED YOU OVER. ALWAYS HAVE THE LAST LAUGH. NEVER LET THEM SEE YOU CRY. ITS GOOD TO GO CRAZY. ITS GOOD TO SCREAM. ITS GOOD TO BE BAD. JUST MAKE SURE SOMEONE ELSE IS WORSE THAN YOU....
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My Interests

we cover our lies with handshakes and smiles
we try to remember our alibis
we tell lies to our parents, we hide in their rooms
we bury our secrets in the garden
of course we could never have made this love last
i said of course we could never have made this love last
the only love we know is love for ourselves
we bury our secrets in the garden........

Music:



Create your own Friend Test hereAvenged Sevenfold, Placebo, Aiden, Lacuna Coil, The Spice Girls, The Gossip, Taking back Sunday, The Killers, Mew, Radiohead, Flogging Molly, The Beatles, My Chemical Romance, The Kinks, Alexisonfire, Paramore, R.H.C.P, Bullet for my Valentine, Funeral for a Friend, M.I.A, The Spill Canvas, Tracy Chapman, Marylin Manson, Sigur Ros, Smashing Pumpkins, R.E.M, Aerosmith, Guns and Roses, The Smiths, Slayer, The Klaxons, The Editors, Arcade Fire, Iggy Pop, Oasis, Alanis Morrisette, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Wiley, The Pixies, Gallows, Capdown, Foo Fighters, Dizzee Rascal, Nirvana, Green Day, Angels and Airwaves, Goo Goo dolls, Q.O.T.S.A, The Kooks, Pulp, As I lay dying, Parkway Drive, Hundred Reasons, OLD SKOOL Lostprophets. I LOVE MUSIC!! I will listen to anything...metal, rock, indie, Gabba, ska, Happy Hardcore, reggae, Trance, classical, chillout, drum and bass, Grime, bit of dub-step... I will always LOVE UK garage i don't even care!! the only thing I can't listen to is Jazz.I believe music is the soundtrack to our lives and a world without music would not be worth living in. Music should make you smile, make you cry, make you angry, force you to deal with emotions you usually hide away from. But mostly music should make you FEEL...

Movies:

THE FILM THAT MAKES ME THINK LIFE IS WORTH LIVING:

and...

Television:



Books:



Heroes:

Hevski, My Ricicle, Joe Bolt, Mr Agman, Richiesticks, Janey doll, Ashbash,(t')Manda, Suzi Q, Lisa Pizza, Mum, Johnathan Cullen, (Talk to) Frank, Lyds, Loobie Lou, Samaraaah, Hattie-Boo, Will "cats" Brown, Larkizzle, Siobhan McHaggis.
(for keeping me sane, seeing me cry, and never ever judging me).
.......And the irony is you rely on me as much As I rely on you to inspire me like you do You provide me the lighter fluid to fuel up my fire You're my entire supply of gas, the match and igniter The only way that I'm able to stay so stable Is you're the legs to my table, If you were to break I'd fall on my face But I'm always gonna make you feel I don't need you as much as I really need you So you don't use it to your advantage.
You are the word that I'm lookin for When I'm tryin to describe how I feel inside And the right one just won't come to my mind....
You're like the root to my evil You let my devil come out me You let me beat the shit out you before you beat the shit out me And no matter how much too much is never enough Baby coz we're crazy in love...

My Blog

and again!......

1. turn your windows media player, itunes etc...on shuffle 2.press "next" for each question and see what happens!! IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?Hey Jude HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? No m...
Posted by Bananalana! on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:53:00 PST

pointless.........

40 Secrets About Yourself.[One] Have you ever been asked out?Of course..........[Two] Where was your default picture takenIn the Study daahhhling...[Three] What's your middle name?Victoria Alexandra[F...
Posted by Bananalana! on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 04:19:00 PST

Life in General.....

"You only get one life" is what people say, as a passing comment. Its very very strange....how people can just say something that big? for a long time i was worrying myself stupidly over what to do wi...
Posted by Bananalana! on Fri, 18 May 2007 08:54:00 PST

bored!!!!!

1. Does anyone know your password to your MySpace besides yourself?I think so....2. What was the last thing you ordered at McDonalds?Cant remember I was about six3. Are you an emotional person?yep! i ...
Posted by Bananalana! on Thu, 10 May 2007 03:01:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Bananalana! on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 12:06:00 PST

boredom strikes.......

1. What Curse Word Do You Use The Most?I dont swear.... you cunt!!!2.Do you own an apple ipod?Yes. does it work? no. everybody, smashing your ipod up dosent fix it. it breaks it more.3. What Person On...
Posted by Bananalana! on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 07:48:00 PST

things i learned about myself today....

You Are 70% Sexy..http://images.blogthings.com/howmuchsexappealdoyouhave quiz/sexy-4.jpg" height="100" width="100">Your Sex Appeal Is: Extremely HighYou're very sexy. You just have that certain somethi...
Posted by Bananalana! on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 06:05:00 PST

ten things losers do on myspace..

ten things losers do on myspace (uk'd up) funny as u like! 10 THINGS LOSERS DO ON MYSPACE... Body: ONEthere is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins ...
Posted by Bananalana! on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 05:28:00 PST

more bloody tests!! lovin it!

How old will you be in five years? 24 goin on 25.. how scary!! 2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? My very good friends Carrie, Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte! 3. How tall are you? I ...
Posted by Bananalana! on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 09:37:00 PST

tests tests tests....

1. Can you cook?: hell yeah 2. What was your dream growing up?: hmmm..to b a vet. GAY??!! 3. What talent do you wish you had?: I wish I could play the guitar 4. Favorite place?: Brighton seafront watc...
Posted by Bananalana! on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 11:42:00 PST