[Mordecai]6 Realms of Buddha: Asura Realm

The greatest man that ever lived. Loved by MANY, hated by NONE. He brought a smile to everyone's face.. there was never a dull moment with him. A hard working man, a son, cousin, friend, and above all.. my hero! Michael Anthony Zarate, I love you and we all miss you so much
Well... this is me! I'm Joseph..I enjoy a great deal of things, I don't really hate a lot of things haha, although many things do bother me. I enjoy mint 'n' chip ice cream. I love music. David Hasselhoff is MICHAEL KNIGHT & KITT is Mr. Feeny. I enjoy intelligent people and live for movie quotes as well as intellectual quotes. Predator & Terminator 1-2 are our Governor's greatest accomplishments. California is the epitome of AWESOME, true statement, fact of life & cannot be changed. 5% of people lick self-adhesive stamps. 7% of people bring their passports to New Mexico "JUST IN CASE". I love the fact that people from New Mexico are called "New Mexicans". I love driving but hate bad drivers. People trying to make it on shitty music entertain me. Dumb people entertain me, as the saying goes "Stupid people do stupid things". I like chicken, and grape drink... Michael Jackson is innocent.. he made Thriller, yes... Thriller. 96% of wrong number calls involve a guy saying "Larry?". The Dalai Lama has an extensive souvenir shot glass collection. Medicine bottle child-safety caps are also hard to open for short adults. Rolling bread up in a ball and eating it is disgusting. Dave Chappelle... enough said.
Addictions Include:
-David Hasselhoff "Less Hassel/More Hoff"
-Deloreans
-The Ultimate Warrior
-Black Metal/Death Metal band names/song names
-Shocklate "it's like adding chocolate to an electical storm!"
-Rawberry "Made with lightning, REAL LIGHTNING"
-Energy drinks for people who need gratuitous amounts of energy
-Electrolytes, turbolytes, powerlytes... more lytes than my body has room for
-Being uncomfortable energetic
-Energy drinks for men..."Menergy"
-Kicking people in the face with my Energy Legs
-Running Abnormally fast
-Having so much energy that energy is running all of the time
-Power running, power lifting, power sweeping, power dating, power eating, power laughing, power spawning babies
-Turbopuns
-Bad movie titles (Hard Rock Zombie.. need I say more?)
-Peeing in pools
-Good music
Dislikes Include:
-People peeing in pools
-Angela Lansburry
-Old ladies that stare
-Flock of Seaguls
-Waking up in the middle of the night to take a leak and I step in a puddle of piss and it soaks through my sock
-The Titanic Movie
-Bright ass signs that blind me when I'm driving
-Yellow and Red traffic lights
-Color Me Bad
-New Kids on the Block (Except for Donnie Wahlburg)
-Alarm clocks in the morning
-Stoping to pump gas.. fuckin' waste of time
-Long lines at denny's
-Shit talkers who can't spell, or who can't even talk shit right
-Stubbing my toe at the edge of the table
-Ingrown toenails
-Going to the restroom and seeing the seat pissed on
-Stepping in gum
-Drunk hicks all tanked at concerts trying to move their way through the pit splashing their beer about & what not
-Doubling up at urinals because the restroom is packed
-The Color Purple
-That feeling you get when you think you're done taking a shit.. but as soon as you pull your shorts up to your knees you realize you weren't done
-People who drive slower than the speed limit
-Backseat drivers
-Bad beer
-Low battery
-Weak singnal
-Lost calls
-No service