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Drunk Tim

Let's Get ROCKED

About Me


I am about as interesting as a mop, and i look like one too. i love to eat cherios late into the night and sing rock and roll, i also enjoy hunting, for chicks that is HAHAHAHAHA oh yeah, i am a really horrible shot evidently cuz i never kill any. The most important thing you can know about me is that i have a tangerine speedo, and i inspired an early 90s song called mr. tangerine speedo. That song gives me a huge hard boner, just like your mom does.
Take the quiz:
What type of ciggarette are you?


Marlboro
you love that full falvor taste or you just like the other types of marlboro ciggartettes they have. (other names for marlboro COWBOY KILLERZ)

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My Interests

fooseball, tennis, swimming, hiking, jockin tha bithces, slappin the hoes, kidnapping children, killing innocent bystanders, small children, and long naps with my teddy bear.

I'd like to meet:


My real parents. They cant be human. I know I am part some other breed.

But I've alread met my best friend.

Music:


Menudo, death metal, traditional metal, and old school sucking goats balls BIIIITCH, SOUNDTRACK TO SOUND OF MUSIC. And the soundtrack to FACES OF DEATH.

Movies:

i like documentries about starving kids, it makes me feel alot better about my situation

Television:

Telethons to raise money for animals on PBS, cuz by not donating i am helping a species go extinct and getting to watch all the amazing britsh comedies and totally kick ass symphonies i can possibly handle without bein thrown into a frenzy of hard liquor and inevidabley masturbating until i cry and fall asleep awesomely drunk, but terribly alone. HAHA i am so JK........i guess i am gonna go with ALF, yea i like that show he is funny :)

Books:

What the fuck is a book?! Are you trying to make fun of me with fancy words boy??? Fuck you!! JK i like a small little book that has a place in my heart it is called "Bloodsucking Dildo Vampires From Outerspace vol.2: The Quest For Slutt MCwhoreson on Planet of the Beers." it is a mini series by and up and cumming (ha) auther by the name of Winkle Savageman. They are really a comment on society and the oppression of the 17th century monarchal government of paraguay.......NOT its just porn and beer.....OH MAN!!!! FACED!!!! HAHAHA!!! SHIT i totally fucking got you....all like ooooooo smart book.......HAHAHA Dweeb.

Heroes:

The first person to be like "You know what this rock and roll thing would sound alot better if we played it heavier" thus metal was born

My Blog

man

well its official i really dony give a shit anyore, its pointless to care about someone who gives two shits less about me, honestly....love is a four letter word, i really wann die, i hate myself for ...
Posted by Drunk Tim on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:22:00 PST

from here to where ever the hell.....

hey so im in rehab for 15-30 days and i am lookin back and dont regret anyhting ive done not for one minute, becasue who knows where i will be after this prolly good in the long run however rigth now ...
Posted by Drunk Tim on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 03:21:00 PST

there might be hope yet still

ROCK OUT!!!!!!!! dood i think that we see things WAY to much at face value and place our faith in those things rather than truth, maybe there is no didvine purpose, everything is the exact same in the...
Posted by Drunk Tim on Sun, 14 May 2006 01:29:00 PST

FUCK YEAH

well i just wanted to say, i love being a big fat shithead. now please eat shit central florida.
Posted by Drunk Tim on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 10:56:00 PST