About Me
"HAS IT FINALLY FROZEN OVER"
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HELL EXPLAINED:
The following is an actual question given on a
Washington University mid-term exam.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat)or
endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats
when it is compressed) or some variant. On my response, however, I wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is
changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which
souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they
are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that
once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving Hell.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look
at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member
of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and
people do not belong to more than one religion, we
can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect
the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in
Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the
temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the
volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls
are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than that at which
souls enter, then the temperature and pressure in Hell
will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase
of souls entering, then the temperature and pressure will
drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Carrie during
my final year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell
before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact
that I slept with her later that night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen
over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls
and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven, thereby
proving the existence of a divine being which explains
why, on that night, Carrie kept shouting "Oh my God, Oh my God."
Things I like………
the love of my life, Carrie, beautiful women, romance, Colorado, the gym, my local dive, fishing, fine dining, puppies, happy hour, golf, movies, comedy central, holding hands, old jeans, csi miami, rythym&blues, Lake of the Ozarks, cardinal baseball, live music, spring showers, euchre, football, cuddling, skiing, hot tubs, jazz, soft jazz, travel, texas hold ‘em poker, vanilla musk, Shooters, the quiet stillness of falling snow, going back home to Tennessee, fixing things, coffee, road trips, hockey, huggs, dancing, fast cars, party cove, fresh cut grass, Mustang Sally's, classic rock, wineries, boating, sunday mornings, warm wet kisses, concerts, cycling, dogwood trees in bloom, building computers, The Horny Toad, roulette, snowboarding, nascar, tresor, a quiet evening in front of the fire, court tv, comedy clubs, thunderstorms, fly tying, massages, horse racing, er, photography, a shower built for two or more, lingerie, weekend getaways,......want more? .....message me (us)
A WOMANS BRAIN
Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works?
Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:
Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision, or a problem that needs to be solved.
IT'S A GOOD THING A MAN'S BRAIN REQUIRES ONLY TWO BALLS
