The Halloween Ball |
A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.He, being a devoted husband, protested, but ... Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 08:33:00 GMT |
Relaxing on the lake |
Although not familiar with the lake, a woman decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside th... Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 08:29:00 GMT |
Mississippi Courtroom Drama |
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elde... Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 07:49:00 GMT |
Just when you thought K-Mart didn't have everything!!!!! |
Just when you thought K-Mart didn't have it all!One day, in line at a company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor.""Listen, you don't have ... Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 07:45:00 GMT |
I am a........ |
Which Winter Holiday Treat Are You?You're Hot ChocolateYou're deep and sweet just like the hot chocolatey goodness that we all love to sip on in the winter time. You're a very caring person, who puts ... Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 06:11:00 GMT |
As I go through life |
I've learned -that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.
I've learned -that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.
I've learned -that you s... Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 06:18:00 GMT |
Judge not because....... |
Rich man, poor man, beggerman, thief,in life, they play their part,Tis no matter what we may see,Christ looks upon the heart.
He came not to condemn the world,The ugly nor the fair,The harlots... Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 06:11:00 GMT |
Strange but true..........the facts |
STRANGE BUT TRUE..... THE FACTS
1. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.2. A piece of paper can not be folded in half more than seven (7) tim... Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 16:09:00 GMT |
THANKS not complaints |
I AM THANKFUL:-
FOR THE WIFE/GIRLFRIEND WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT W... Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 15:16:00 GMT |
Lessons of life |
I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just jackasses.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,
and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned ... Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 14:08:00 GMT |