Thinking about beer, shopping for beer, seeing beer, drinking beer... Oooo. I also like cake and pie.
I'd like to eat.
I like rock and metal, I especially like metal rocks, the kind with jagged edges that you can throw at folk. I digress, I like the song of the tramp, there is something quite raw and emotional about the musical lament of a tired wino. I also enjoy Jazz, both musically and in magazines. I tend to hate anything that is shit.
I write songs myself, as part of The RageFinger Project, with my old pal Ross, except they always tend to either be about Christmas and/or my mate Beardo (pictured).
I'm not too big on films as my attention span does not allow for more than 20 consecutive minutes of concentration. However, amongst my favourites are Ferris Buelers Day Off, Evil Dead II and Anchorman. I also enjoy porn.
Can't be arsed with TV, i'd rather listen to metal and dance about.
On The Road - Kerouac
Incompetence - Grant
Foundation (series) - Asimov
Red Dwarf (series) - Grant/Naylor
Something Rotten - Jasper Fforde
Oliver Reed, Kurt Cobain, George Best, James Bond, Ian Marshall, Gerry Taggart, Martin O'Neill, The Ultimate Warrior, Tommy Vance, Beardo's Mum