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Woman Is A Danger Cat

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

A Gestalt entity topped with lashings of ice cold lager...
The streets are silent
My wheels are the night
Black leather boots calling out to you
A cute blonde boogie machine spreads her wings
And comes along for the ride
Your father thinks you’re out at Suzie’s place
Bonin’ up on the classics
But everyone in high school knows
One way street, never mind the signs
Full charged gasoline in the tank
Your foot is on the gas and the tires say YEAH!
Woman is a danger cat
Your teachers say you never try
You should be top of the class
But if I was your only educator
You know that you would pass
You sneak out at night
Deep into the night
This ain’t no halfway house
You came from good blood RIGHT!
On and on!
Woman is a danger cat

My Interests

Thinking about beer, shopping for beer, seeing beer, drinking beer... Oooo. I also like cake and pie.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to eat.

Music:

I like rock and metal, I especially like metal rocks, the kind with jagged edges that you can throw at folk. I digress, I like the song of the tramp, there is something quite raw and emotional about the musical lament of a tired wino. I also enjoy Jazz, both musically and in magazines. I tend to hate anything that is shit.
I write songs myself, as part of The RageFinger Project, with my old pal Ross, except they always tend to either be about Christmas and/or my mate Beardo (pictured).

Movies:

I'm not too big on films as my attention span does not allow for more than 20 consecutive minutes of concentration. However, amongst my favourites are Ferris Buelers Day Off, Evil Dead II and Anchorman. I also enjoy porn.

Television:

Can't be arsed with TV, i'd rather listen to metal and dance about.

Books:

On The Road - Kerouac
Incompetence - Grant
Foundation (series) - Asimov
Red Dwarf (series) - Grant/Naylor
Something Rotten - Jasper Fforde

Heroes:

Oliver Reed, Kurt Cobain, George Best, James Bond, Ian Marshall, Gerry Taggart, Martin O'Neill, The Ultimate Warrior, Tommy Vance, Beardo's Mum