JKW The Original Music ‘IT Boy’, Marketing Genius and All Round Good Guy ( or some bullsxxt like that) talks about Music, Life and his past as an almost Porn Star
So what Turns You On?‘Echmm you mean other than taking my clothes off and showing off my ding-a-ling’Lol!! Seriously if we’re talking about life in general I love music – that turns me on, everything from cheesy pop to house to world music – I love it ALL and being the professional ‘Music IT Boy’ ( I’m so loving that tag) I get to meet some amazingly talented acts. Seeing them play, hanging backstage – That kind of thing!! It’s all good – It’s very Sexy!!
What about the people that turn you on?span>
Ha ha ha – You so know I so don’t discuss private things like that!! – Echmm!! Sam Sam and Madonna – What a Sticky and Sweet combination that is – It makes it difficult to choose.Just people who are different, masters of their own destiny, those with something to say – the creative, the out of the box thinker
Have you ever gotten off with a celebrity?
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Ok!! Gotten friendly with anyone famous?
Lol! depends on who you’re calling famous and what you mean by friendly? I was once molested in bed ( ok I’m lying about the molested bit) by the wonderful Leslie Josephs who played, the man hungry, Dorien Green in Birds of a Feather’ But the guys and girls I usually meet on the scene , well they’re pretty well know and they’re in the media but I’m certainly not rubbing shoulders with the likes of Madonna The Venga Boyz ( We didn’t Get on) and ( The New Young Pony Club) we certainly didn’t get friendly .. MyVitriol ( ended up in their hotel-room – Woo Hoo!!) The Cooper Temple Clause ( Amazing Guys, Can’t believe they’ve split up) The Delays ( Just as Amazing and thank gawd they’re still going) echmm The Utah Saints ( Sorted!! and really down to earth) The Hoosiers ( They got us in trouble with the law) and I’ve brushed passed Corinne Bailey Rae backstage , but we’ve never really talked
So why didn’t you get on with The Venga-Boys or New Young Pony Club?
Lol!! I’m not saying anything – It was just silly .. Echhm maybe I was just being hormonal at the time ( and Yes!! apparently guys can get hormonal too)…. No grudges tho!!
And the Hoosiers How did they get you in trouble with the law?
I met this guy who’s a Huuuuuuge Hoosier fan and wanted to get their autograph!! We were at there gig and they were getting ready to leave. I had an access all areas pass so I grabbed this dude and we both raced upstairs to their changing room. Unfortunately they were already leaving so we raced out back and just managed to catch a rather shell-shocked Irwin Sparkes as he was getting onto his bus > The problem was that we’d both taken our drinks with us, the door slammed shut behind us so , after getting the autograph, we had to a walk round the venue to get back in . As we were making our way this really slimy, sleaze-bag of a copper tried to nick us for being drunk and disorderly on the street … Total lie!!! - We weren’t drunk and we’d certainly not been drinking on the streets . Thankfully his side-kick was more reasonable and we were let off … pheww!!
So Are you Musical Yourself?
Lol!! I’d like to think so But - I can’t play a musical instrument or anything cool like that. Hmmm I’ve dabbled as a song writer years ago – Unfortunately I also insisted on singing my own tunes– Big – HUGE Mistake ( even with auto-tune) – I’m actually thinking of Auditioning for X-Factor just to see the horror on Simon Crowell’s Face – On second thoughts I’d best not - might kill him with my sound
Any plans to write anymore tunes?
Yeah! For sure. But this time I’ve got no intention of singing them ( well maybe some backing vocals to appease the frustrated vocalist in me ) But I have some material I’d like to get out there, that’s if I can get the right singers, songwriters, producers together to make it great : )
How is it even possible to write songs if you can’t play a musical instrument?
Hmmmm well I write the lyrics and then make a hash at singing various arrangements into a dictaphone ( then I work with the musician/producer in my case Will Jackson) and we come up with the final tune, arrangement itself
You used to be a Model – What Happened?
Well! I was signed to 2 agencies but I never made any money ( so I’ve never really been a model as such) It all ended very quickly when I went to this casting and had to stand there practically naked with all these other guys who had the most amazing bodies you’ve ever seen. Geeez knows what I was doing there .. I looking like an emaciated albino shrimp in shrivelled trunks – I decided there and then that I didn’t have what it takes to be a male model
We’ve heard you’ve done porn though?
OMG!! That’s such a lie …. I went to a casting in Soho ( this is when I didn’t have any representation) and thought it was for a film and Yes!! unbeknown to me it was a porno flick …. Lol!! I’m so dumb it took me a while to figure this out – I mean I thought I was taking my clothes off so that they could just inspect my body ( models sometimes have to do these kinds of things, ) – It’s only when they wanted me to echmm drop my briefs and perform to camera that I thought - what the hell is this? It turned out to be some underground gay movie!! I never even went through the audition ( they kindly gave me a series of stills of what would be involved – It’s was a bit like Monica Lewinsky's dress - it had cum stains on it) .. Anyways I didn’t audition for it and I certainly didn’t model or film for them … I’m a good catholic boy I am
So any new projects lined up?
Well I’ve been really quiet recently haven’t I?? – All down to having to deal with some personal issues …. But I’ve been back to uni studying Marketing ( The CIM Professional Diploma and managed to get a distinction in Marketing Planning so lol!! I guess the old grey matter is still ticking) Anyways - now that I’ve got a Communications/Media degree and a Marketing one I’d like to combine that with my Management Experience and love of the Arts and I don’t know, get involved in Publicity or Artist Management or something Also have 2 books that I’d like to start writing ( a comedy and a fantasy) – Just need the motivation and stamina to get my ass in gear and get started Lol!! too many things to do and just too little time
Finally tell us one thing about yourself that many people don’t know
Echmm! well I have a birth-mark on the back of my neck that looks like someone’s given me a huge hickie ….Not many people know that - In fact everyone always thinks I’m getting loads of neck action, when in reality it’s all a genetic lie </p