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Big Chris

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About Me

I'm tall, funny as fuck, and pissed that some hacker took away my original section. So fuck that guy. I speak spanish, am trying to learn sign language, and will crack a joke no matter how dumb it makes me look. Why? Cause it feels fucking good. I hope our friendship on here is an extension of what it used to be when we could hang out longer in person, and I'm glad I have many people on here from way back (some I haven't seen in over 25 years). It's great to know that you can touch someone in that way, and continue to do it, even if it's through electronic e-mails. I'm also proud to be Irish and still fit in with any crowd of people. When it all comes down to it, we're all the same. SO GO OUT AND ENJOY LIFE! .. Myspace Layouts + Myspace Graphics

My Interests

Karoake, YEAH I SING WHAT!? Poetry, sports, interesting conversations. Meeting new people. LAUGHING AND MAKING OTHERS LAUGH. Doing impersonations. Video games like God of War.... Sports teams, for those who don't know....SF 49ers and Giants, Texas Rangers (can't call me a bandwagoner, San Jose Sharks (my hometown boys!), Golden State Warriors (no bandwagon there either), New York Rangers (they had the same color uni's as the Texas ones, and Messier was the shit). That's my pro teams. College football: OSU BUCKEYES (even when they choke hard in the BCS championship, OSU Beavers (thanks to Adam for indoctrinating me into Beaver Nation...I am what I eat...doh!), and my alma mater, San Jose State. College Basketball: UNC Tarheels (nobody else, though I'll pull for SJSU of course, and the Beavs, but it's really all about one team there...and FUCK DUKE).In loving memory....to the man who gave me so many of my favorite moments growing up, including being there the day this photo was taken, perhaps the happiest day of my childhood...he was a great man...and a fellow San Jose State Alum...

I'd like to meet:

Cool people period. I would love to meet Nolan Ryan and just say thanks for all the great memories he gave me growing up. Anyone who knows me knows how I have a disgusting shrine of memorabilia even though he hasn't thrown in nearly 14 years. I'd also like to meet God in the end.

Music:

I have over 6000 CD's...jack them and you will die. I love all sorts of bands, but mainly the 80's new wave scene, trance and goth industrial dance (okay, electronic music let's just say). Also lots of old soul. Faves include my friend John Ondrasik of Five For Fighting fame, The Beautiful South, Divine Comedy, Miranda Lee Richards, DM, PSB, Erasure, Bad Religion, Embrace, New Order, the Smiths, Love and Rockets, Ice Cube (and all his incarnations), ICP, Goldfrapp, Deceptikonz (NZ hip-hop), The Pegz (Aussie hip-hop), shit, I like a lot of different bands and I'll turn you on to some new ones if you don't know....

Movies:

Tae Guk Gi: The Brotherhood of War, Man Bites Dog, Don't Move, Brassed Off!, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Pulp Fiction, Ichi the Killer, Oldboy, Love me If you Dare, City of Lost Children, Hotel Rwanda, City of God, Little Miss Sunshine, Romper Stomper, Gladiator, Run Ronnie Run. I'm into a lot of movies too, but I tend to go toward indies and foreign films...

Television:

Heroes (is it Monday yet?)...Pros vs. Joes. Anything sports related of course, American Idol (yeah I got hooked, what?), MXC, Whacked out Sports, Friday Night Lights, Scrubs (is the shit!), ER (still), the Office...and some others...

Books:

Irving Welsh, Nick Hornby, Piers Anthony, David Sedaris, Stephen King, Leon Uris, Willa Cather are amongst my favorite writers. Poets would be Rita Dove, Pablo Neruda, Ocatavio Paz, Sylvia Plath, and, of course myself.

Heroes:

My grandfather for being who he is. My sister for being a survivor all these years. She is my inspiration for always trying to be happy. And of course Hiro....

My Blog

The last laugh

If it is my gift to widen eyes,raise cheeks,part lips,expose teeth,and tighten abs,while airmeant for sustaining lifeis transformed into a three part harmonyof "ha", "ho", and "he",may my last breatho...
Posted by Big Chris on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:44:00 PST

The gig blog finally!!!

Okay, so this blog is way overdue....even though the event only happened a week ago.....but here it goes:First of all, the backstory. My company, being full of musical talent of all ages and abilities...
Posted by Big Chris on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 07:19:00 PST

I was tagged.....

Here's how you play. Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits or goals about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their...
Posted by Big Chris on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:56:00 PST

Has it been that long?

Six months without a blog? Lord...what have I been thinking? What have I been doing? I didn't realize I'd been so bad about that....I have so many pictures to put up as well...I'm lagging....well to b...
Posted by Big Chris on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 12:53:00 PST

Missing somebody

You know....my life has been such a crazy up and down ride...everybody's has...but since we each experience our own lives in our own heads, our own experience is unlike any other even when we have sim...
Posted by Big Chris on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 04:06:00 PST

Regarding the death of Chris Benoit....who?

Okay, death is a serious issue...and I'm not one to make fun of suicide or the murder of family, especially children....Also, I was never one to get into the wrestling thing...But last night, I was at...
Posted by Big Chris on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:27:00 PST

Pills, Chills, and a Lack of Thrills

So afraid of new pillsdespite doctors assurances.I am gripped with anxietylike a parachutistnext in line for their first night jump.The percentages are goodwhen you look at the numbers,yet I concentra...
Posted by Big Chris on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 04:07:00 PST

Immotional

I am the mortar betweentwo bricks at the bottomof a retaining wall.I am the tractor trailerthat lost traction on black iceonly to be buriedin the embankment of snow.Worse yet,I am the commuterdirectly...
Posted by Big Chris on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 04:00:00 PST

Inspiring minds want to know

How much time have I wasted,eyes fixated,wrist pastedto a blank sheet of paper,trying to solve the caperof the missing metaphorthat opens the doorand explains my point,affects brains like a joint,taki...
Posted by Big Chris on Fri, 18 May 2007 03:16:00 PST

Seasonal Allegories

Spring must be herefor the snowcaps are meltingand my river of words is flowing again.As winter diesI'm procreating like rabbits,begetting ideasthat may not survivetill summerbut must begiven the chan...
Posted by Big Chris on Fri, 18 May 2007 03:10:00 PST