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About Me

I am a goofball. I love to laugh at the most ridiculous of things. Like "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", the best, most twistedly funny show EVER!
I also like being reminded that we are never alone on this planet, in this Universe. It is good to know that we are ALL partners in it.
If I were stranded on a deserted island and had to choose only three things to take they would be the following:
1. A surfboard. I can't imagine never being able to surf again. I would lose my mind.
2. A woman who can make me laugh one moment and have me desperately ripping her clothes off the next.
3. A device that had every song ever recorded. Can you imagine a life without music??? It would be like a heart without a beat.
I am a firm believer in the "Don't sweat the small stuff -- and it's all small stuff" lifestyle. I admit that sometimes I stray from this and find myself getting wrapped up in bullshit, but I am slowly learning to take a step back and remind myself that life is too short to concentrate on the negative. Like the song says: "You Gotta Accentuate the positive. Eliminate the negative."
I would rather run through Central Park pretending to flee a swarm of killer bees while screaming, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SAVE YOURSELVES!!!" than having pseudo-intellectual conversation. No, this does not mean I am stupid, it just means that I rather live life than over analyze it.
Am planning on discovering everything about me starting now.
It should be an exciting journey, and I hope that all the people I love and cherish in my life will join me, and help me, while I embark on this journey.
Will it be a Homerian Oddesey, or simply a trip around the block?
I can not wait to find out!!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Any and all people who enjoy laughing, smiling, and living.
and
Myself from when I was in High School. I would tell myself that I had it right all along. To not stress about the shitty choices I made, because without them I wouldn't have learned the lessons that made me the man that I am today.
...well except for that time I thought it would be interesting to masturbate with Icy-Hot. I would bitch-slap myself for that one.

My Blog

This is ust flat out scary!

I found the following article on the web earier today and it scared the SHIT out of me!  Please read and pass along to anyone and everyone you know!      Since posting this articl...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 23:12:00 GMT

I love Foundmagazine.com

Found this on Found.  Brilliant.  I think I am going to use this as an audition monologue.
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:22:00 GMT

Mayonnaise and Beer

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 15:11:00 GMT

Last thoughts

I wrote the following waiting for my flight home from Hawai'i.  20 minutes after this they made an announcement that our pilot had drowned and we would be staying on the island for at least 1 mor...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 15:05:00 GMT

Holy Shit is this incredible.

So, this is my second day here in Hawai'i and I am in LOVE!  I am on the island of Kaua'i and can honestly say that out of the many many places I have traveled I have never encountered a more bea...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:22:00 GMT

Postcards from Hawaii

Hey everyone!As most of you are probably aware, on Monday, April 9th I will be going on vacation to Hawaii for 2 weeks.  I will be taking some card stock with me to create postcards for my friend...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 16:03:00 GMT

The craziest true story i have ever heard.

So, a few weekends ago me and Kev were at Iggy's and this dude comes in to have some drinks.  Kind of to himself, but not like weird or anything.   Me and Laura are swapping stories l...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 15:25:00 GMT

OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!

I AM GOING TO HAWAII!!!  I AM GOING TO HAWAII!!!  I AM GOING TO HAWAII!!!  I AM GOING TO HAWAII!!!  I AM GOING TO HAWAII!!!  I AM GOING TO HAWAII!!!  I AM GOING TO HAWAII...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 16:13:00 GMT

Couldn't have said it better myself (although who could)

a total stranger one black day a total stranger one black dayknocked living the hell out of me-- who found forgiveness hard becausemy(as it happened)self he was...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 15:14:00 GMT

Anyone else feel like flying?

The song replays on its constant loop.    And the monotony alone can drive you crazy.But I will be the scratching needle.    I will make the whole world stop as I walk th...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 18:36:00 GMT