i shit my pants

Carly Schubert
I'm pretty sure you wont like me,
I'm even more sure I wont like you.
I'm a junior at Harborcreek.
I firmly believe all girls walk around
With their heads permanantely up their ass.
Therefore, I hang out with the boys.
I hate the smell of bread.
I really enjoy being by myself.
I talk with my hands more than any person should.
My belly button is off-center.
I dont like parties,
I dont like drinking,
I dont like drunk people.
I love brushing my teeth.
Dont bother voicing your opinions to me,
I'm too stubborn to care.
The sound of people eating/chewing disgusts me.
I have a horrible temper.
When I get mad I take my shirt off.
I'm a neat freak.
I've never owned a purse in my life.
My dad looks like Mr. Clean.
I'm an obsessive compulsive hand washer.
I love MILK!
Fuck gossip. Fuck drama.
Fuck the little bitches that cause it.
I swear too much.
I put salt on everything.
I dont believe in God and I think having
A religion is close-minded and naive.
Predictable is the farthest from a
compliment you can get with me.
I enjoy spontaneity.
I hate that whole "kthxbye" bullshit...
Seriosuly dude, that's just gay.
If you're even the least bit funny, you're tolerable.
CHEERLEADING IS NOT A SPORT.
I'm a street fighter NIGGAAA.
If you actually took the time to read all of this,
You're probably really fucking gay.
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