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I once knew a guy who would play rock paper scissors against himself to decide which hand would win stearing wheel control for the duration of the car trip. I said, there's a man who knows how to have a proverbial good time. He told me that the two best things in life are good music and free beer...A veritable wise man.I finally understood the blues on its deepest level when I bought this tasty bottle of wine and dropped it about a block from my household. Watching that wine flow down the LA streets changed me inside a little.I really enjoy a tasty egg salad sandwich; they are my favorite. People find this strange which I don't understand so I'm always forced to defend my tastes by saying "If it's so weird then why is it always a main sandwich in the frickin vending machines?!?" Then I usually make an unrelated insult about their intelligence or heritage because I'm so worked up and confused and then they usually don't want to be my friend anymore. For this reason I try to make my egg sandwiches more of a private thing.I read the dictionary as a child and to this day enjoy verbosity, but ironically I'm a big proponent of abbreves.I will play devil's advocate against anyone because arguing and fighting are fun, and in my family those words are synonymous with talking or conversing. I guess that's not common because I usually notice that this tactic offends people.People tell me I'm yelling when I feel I'm speaking in a normal tone. I specialize in creating awkward situations, breaking things accidentally and hurting myself. I don't embarrass easy as a direct result of the aforementioned factors.My little bro is the neatest. I still call my mom when I'm sick and when I get a good grade on something, and I'm fairly positive my dad can beat up yours.I've come to the realization that as a musician the most money I'm going to make in life is probably what I get in financial aid right now. It used to depress me but I'm strangely ok with it in my old age.I'm far too into clothes and fashion. I can however make sweet love to a flannel shirt and cargo shorts if the great outdoors are calling me on a wild and sexy adventure.I'm convinced: that if you look for the bad in someone you'll find it, and that looking for bad makes about as much sense as trying to find dog crap to step in, that music is life and everything else is just details, that a good sense of humor makes you live longer, that God is good, that "venting" is a valid form of therapy, that growing up means being responsible, not forgoing mirthy spontaneity and joie-de-vivre, and that being serious should only be appropriate in three contexts; terminal illness diagnosis, funerals, and mass.
Your Political Profile:
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Overall: 40% Conservative, 60% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
You Are a Realist
You don't see the glass as half empty or half full. You see what's exactly in the glass.
You never try to make a bad situation seem better than it is...
But you also never sabotage any good things you have going on.
You are brutally honest in your assessments of situations - and this always seems to help you cope.
Are You An Optimist or Pessimist?
