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King Gregarious of Antonym

About Me

If clothes make the man then God help us,like Bruce Lee no style is my style,never been lucky at love,I'll die trying,ring finger scarred,sometimes I think I'll die alone,thinking gets me nowhere,still stuck in my chair,I'm no rock star but occasionally spend money like one,would like to stay in shape but laziness gets in the way,cheese burgers are fucking good,a shout out to tylerdog,a friend to the end,through thick and thin,man's best friend,a bottle or a dog,tylerdog is still there the next day,out to save the world,forgot to save myself,stopped to look around,I missed the bus,caught the next train,slept through my stop,dropped off in the middle of nowhere,my compass is broken,what now,adrift at sea,educated,I'm still lost,I don't talk a lot and when I do,I don't talk a lot,a home body,reclusive in nature,people are strangers,social outings deplete my energy,crowds make me nervous,can't put on a front,I wish I were cooler,kind of a loser,I'm not a leader,if a crisis emerges I'll rise to the occasion,shiny things blind me,why so obsessed with image,destroy the image and you destroy the opponent,yeah that was Bruce Lee,martial arts are a big part of my life,if I were more macho I'd kick your ass,if you find my social skills please return them,you'll find me in the background,walking in the shadows,spotlights make me queasy, I'm reminded of my youth,I don't talk about that,god I need a pint...maybe two,one part nerd,two parts dork,can't do the math,you figure the rest out,I try not to take things too seriously,especially myself,enjoy a good laugh,caught in a rat race,I want out,desperately in need of friends,I'll be your friend,I won't call you back,are you sure we watched that movie,I don't remember that,my memory sucks,I don't fit in anywhere,like a chameleon I'll adapt,fond of green,my identity belongs to someone else,an old soul,I'll still dance with youth,wish I were camping,birds chirping...not again,sorry if I contradict myself,I'm still figuring things out...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

incredibly attractive and wealthy women who will spoon feed me ice cream, succumb to my every desire and support my financial needs while I pursue my own interests. Until then...

My Blog

Read the fine print

If you don't read the fine print, you could wake up tomorrow with a throbbing pain in your asshole and have no recollection of who violated you the night before. Just received a notice from my credit...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 18:35:00 GMT

The Irishman

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness, and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. After finishing all three pints, he comes back to the ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 22:48:00 GMT