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S.N.A.T.C.H.

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S.N.A.T.C.H. is a group of people who are emotional rejects of American society. The group consists of KATHERINE, THE PROFESSOR, DR. DOT CLAM & SISTER FISTER. No one is safe from their comedic wrath. S.N.A.T.C.H.'s comedic skills include stand-up, sketch comedy, mock commercials, films and pulling fingers......................KATHERINE a/k/a/ DR. DOT CLAM & SISTER FISTER began her performing career at the tender age of nine. She entered the stage too early, stark naked, and has enjoyed shocking people ever since. Prior to teaming up with S.N.A.T.C.H., she attended Emerson College and received her degree in Performing Arts Education. Later she scouted models nationwide for Elite, Ford, MTV and NBC, but preferred to be called a pimp. She thoroughly enjoyed judging people and telling them they were fat and ugly. KATHERINE has also worked with Yale University, co-authored a book and has dabbled in acting, playwriting, puppetry, filmmaking and mutilating Barbie Dolls........................THE PROFESSOR'S comedy style ranges from intellectual to blue and has been influenced by Dice, Don Rickles, Howard Stern and George Carlin. The Professor's command of gutter humor and foul vocabulary is truly impressive. As a professor, he wrote four stuffy academic journal articles and made numerous presentations about humor. He has years of experience at stand-up which he used to keep students awake. The Professor is an avid traveler and thoroughly enjoys ridiculing other societies. He is fluent in Spanish, Brooklyn and speaks some German, so he can insult people in their own language. The Professor enjoys interracial and intergenerational sex, but draws the line at interspecies sex; although he has been fooled on several occasions ...http://professorempirical.blogspot.com/.................. ............................................................ ............................................................ ...........CONTACT US AT: [email protected]..................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................ Christian Myspace Layouts - Church MySpace Layouts Christian Myspace Layouts

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I'd like to meet:

The priest who popped my cherry, the asshole who stole my Whitney Houston LP collection

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