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La Patrona

The quickest way to a mans heart is through his chest.

About Me

Hello, I am Shirley. I am a single mom of two great kids, Andrew who is 17 and Samantha who is 15. I am a complete geek. I have developed a strong interest in crime scene investigation, I should have been a crime scene investigator or a coroner but I didn't realize my interest until now. I am also fascinated with the past, the late 1800s mostly. I also became intensely interested in ancient egypt since visiting the King Tut exibit in Seattle as a kid. I love programs on aliens, big foot, loch ness, and stuff like that. I love animals and nature and learning about other cultures, National Geographic is the shit. A perfect day for me would be a trip to a aquarium or a museum. I like fishing, crabbing,and catching crawdads. I love water, lakes, rivers, the ocean. Long drives in the country or the forest are wonderful. BBQs in the sunshine are great and so is hanging out with friends. I love going to the movies and straight shots of tequila. Well thats just a little about me. Hope you enjoy my page. Later.......

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My Interests

I like to hang out with mellow laid back people who enjoylife. If you are a nice person I will like you. Talking is one of my favorite things to do. I am looking for friends that will make me laugh. I find a good sense of humor very sexy.

I'd like to meet:

Besides my true love, I would love to meet The Crash Test Dummies and Jane's Addiction. It would be awesome to meet a ghost, preferably friendly. It would be cool to meet the cast of Jackass. Mike Rowe from dirty jobs is hott, wouldn't mind running into him in a dark alley. Freaky men with tattoos and piercings are a turn on.*****************************************************Poor Shirley, She must hide her tears. For nobody wants to see them. Surely it will break her heart. Time passes as she waits for a friend.We'll take all the doubtful ones in the fight. And make them hold off 'til the spring. Take hold of their hallowed souls. And save them from pain. All of the pain. Save ourselves from all of the pain.Dearly held are the friends. Left in the years and lost in the war. Dearly held are the loves. Save for the ones you lose on your own.Stars will light up the lonely nights. Harbor lights. Making us believe in the love. So struck by the hope of the harmony. Leaving the sorrow. Gently.......Lyrics by Christopher Cross.

Music:

I LOVE all kinds of music but my favorite is ska, reggae, alternative and grunge. THE BEATTLES, BILLY IDOL, THE BARENAKED LADIES, PEARL JAM, OUTKAST, NIRVANA, DEAN MARTIN, QUEEN, THE DOORS, SUBLIME, WEEZER, HOUSE OF PAIN, BEASTIE BOYS, DAVID BOWIE, MACY GRAY, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, TOM JONES, TALKING HEADS, THE CURE, THE WHO, LED ZEPPELIN, BECK, MARVIN GAYE, AL GREEN, NO DOUBT, RUN DMC, THE KILLERS, MAROON 5, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS, SOUNDGARDEN, COLLECTIVE SOUL, THIRD EYE BLIND, CRASH TEST DUMMIES, AND I COULD GO ON AND ON.I love music from the 80s, my time. Music is the one thing that makes me truly happy. I love all kinds of music. There is limited amount of music I do not like. I guess thats why I like musicals so much. Music from the 70s is incredible, I was too young to appreciate it at the time. Music from the 60s is orgasmic, just listen to it, people had so much to say in that time. Todays music is so commercialized, it has no soul or point. Although there still is some good shit out there but it's few and far between.

Movies:

Crash, O Brother Where Art Thou?, The Pursuit of Happyness, The Color Purple, Napoleon Dynamite, The Ring, Superstar, Dutch, Forrest Gump, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Hair, Tommy, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Blow, Dazed and Confused, Silence of the Lambs, The Neverending Story, Labyrinth, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Finding Nemo, Orange County, Shrek, School of Rock, Matilda, Ferris Bueller's Day off, Grease, and too many more to name.

Television:

Little house on the prairie, Dateline, 20/20, Cops, Dirty Jobs, Antiques roadshow, Chappelle Show, Man vs Wild, Anything on the Discovery Channel, I love all animal and nature shows.

Books:

GREEN EGGS AND HAM, CAT IN THE HAT, GOODNIGHT MOON

Heroes:

John Lennon, Martin Luther King Jr., John F. Kennedy, People living with disabilities, Jesus Christ,