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About Me

My name is Roland. I am only an invented character, created in order to fool high school students, whom all are out to get me. Herr Doktor Roland Tallyessen is a high school German professor. My real name will never be revealed, and John, it is not Mr. Mojo'Rison. Now this is the part of the essay where I tell you about myself- I am talking about me now, not Roland, but Roland is me in way. I love the Lord with all my heart, and it never ceases to amaze me how much He still loves me despite my short comings and stupidity. In one month, if repairs go as planned, I will be living on a sail boat. Which I found today, is completely consumed of termites, yes, termites. Things are not looking good. Some would classify my style as ADHD. I am currently training for an half Ironman. That should be enough to scare you.

My Interests

Molding young minds, International ministry, speaking other languages, triathlons, bass/guitar, good beer and yellow tail shiraz.

I'd like to meet:

Ed Viesturs

Music:

Right now - Will Kimbrough, Wir sind Helden, Muse, Mana and Jeremy Mayfield (who I can burn copies for anyone who wants him)

Movies:

Office Space, Goodbye Lenin, The Man Who Knew Too Little, Coming to America, Rushhour, Endless Summer, Riding Giants, Harvey, Austin Powers I nd II, Big Lebowski, and Zoolander.

Television:

The Office - what else is there.

Books:

Mere Christianity, Shadow of the Almighty, Bruchko, Into Thin Air, Parliment of Whores, Walk in the Woods, Faust.

Heroes:

Jim Elliot, Ed Viesturs, my Pappaw, Teddy Roosevelt, Dietrich Boenhoffer, Sophie Scholl,Steve Prefontaine- Adrian Blackney- Preacher says "Feed my dog."

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