"I'm ready to go in, Coach. Just gimme a chance. I know there's a lot riding on it but it's all psychological. Just gotta keep a positive frame of mind. I'm gonna execute a button-hook pattern in super slow motion... Let's see that... In an instant replay!"
"Business is bad? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, You had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning, huh? Fuck you, pay me."
"Well, unfortunately, Lois, theres just no more room on the schedule. Weve just got to accept the fact that Fox has to make room for terrific shows like Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared, Action, That 80s Show, Wonderfalls, Fastlane, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Skin, Girls Club, Cracking Up, The Pitts, Firefly, Get Real, Freakylinks, Wanda at Large, Costello, The Lone Gunmen, A Minute With Stan Hooper, Normal Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, Keen Eddie, The $treet, American Embassy, Cedric the Entertainer, The Tick, Louie and Greg the Bunny. Is there no hope? Well, I suppose if all those shows go down the tubes, we might have a shot."
"I've got an idea forming in my head. You haven't had an idea for thousands of years. There is a place where we could find the greatest thing a man could want. The goal of everybody's hopes and dreams. What the hell are you talking about?
The most fabulous object in the world."
"WHeN i THRoW
MY CLiP iN
THe a. K.
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FRoM FaR aWaY
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THe D.e.C.K."