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Joel

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| View | Add FavoriteI'm slightly mysterious, which is just the way I like it. My interest is not roused by people who do not enjoy having a conversation that actually means something. I would prefer talking to people who already possess that ability. I know that I am asking a lot, but conversation skills require intelligence. I am very dedicated to keeping myself in excellent physical condition. I try my best to keep to a healthy diet, get my weekly cardio and work out enough to keep my muscles toned. Many would say that outward appearance is important to me. I'm working on changing that, but I still value appearances more than perhaps should. My education is rather important to me, and I have always been at the top of my classes. I enjoy increasing my knowledge base and assimilating as much information as possible. What I love most about the college environment is the access I have to such excellent and wise professors. This past spring I graduated from Columbia College, and am now in the process of moving down to Rohnert Park to attend SSU. I can't wait to have my own place and make many new friends at SSU! I tend to live on the edge, and I'm always looking for something more exciting then the last thing I tried. Adrenaline is my best friend.------------------------------- I am worth $2,975,390 on HumanForSale.com
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My Interests

Working out, Running, Athletics (everything), MUSIC, Tanning, Traveling, Driving Extremely Fast, Building Explosives, Shopping (Hurley, Hollister, Abercrombie, American Eagle, Express, Billabong, O'Neil), Piloting Airplanes, Sleeping, Conversations, Collecting Luxury Items, Looking At Myself In The Mirror, Movies, Adventures, Road Trips, Messing With People's Heads, Excelling In Classes, Romantic Gestures, Spontanaity, Firing High Power Rifles, Being Devious, Photography, Getting Checked Out, Being Disturbinly Disinterested, Studying People, Observing, Water Sports, Skiing, Taking Large Jumps, Night Games, Swimming, Diving Tricks, Competition Of Any Kind

I'd like to meet:

People who share the passion of living life to it's fullest with me. I like to hang with people who are different than me, but are pursuing their goals drivin by a high level of internal motivation. I strive to find people who are able to maintain interesting conversations. Learning can be achieved in any situation, so no matter who you are, I most likely will gain some piece of knowledge from my interaction with you. That is what is exciting about people; you never know what's going to happen.

Music:

John Mayer, Nickleback, Jack Johnson, Three Doors Down, Third Eye Blind, Nickel Creek, Sarah McLachlan, Enya, The Calling, The Darkness, Simple Plan, All American Rejects, Sum 41, Yellowcard, AC/DC, Eagles, Beach Boys, The Beatles, Beethoven, Bach, Cake, Chevelle, Coldplay, Copeland, Counting Crows, Dave Matthews, Dido, Deftones, Eric Clapton, Evanescence, Eve 6, Everlast, Foo Fighters, Goo Goo Dolls, Good Charlotte, Hoobastank, Howard Shore, Incubus, Jars, Jem, Switchfoot, Jesse McCartney, Jem, Lenny Kravits, Lifehouse, Maroon 5, Natalie McMaster, Rob Dougan, Sheryl Crow, Sting, Sublime, Sugar Ray, Vanessa Carlton, Weezer, Bowling For Soup, Staind

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joel Metzger
Birthday: May 27, 1986
Birthplace: Sonora
Current Location: California
Eye Color: A very nice hazel blend
Hair Color: Brown fading into sandy blond streaks in summer
Height: 6ft - 0in
Right Handed or Left Handed: I am ambidextrous
Your Heritage: German All The Way
The Shoes You Wore Today: The finest Addidas ever conceived
Your Weakness: The very thought of having one disturbs me
Your Fears: That I will lose the one I love
Your Perfect Pizza: One that is grease free!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: College Graduation
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: You Corpulent Fatuous Ignoramus
Thoughts First Waking Up: What sledge hammer should I use to smash the clock with?
Your Best Physical Feature: My left nipple... Naw, they are all pretty amazing
Your Bedtime: What bedtime?
Your Most Missed Memory: Time at Watervale
Pepsi or Coke: How about no soda (.)
MacDonalds or Burger King: Who would eat that duck crap?
Single or Group Dates: If I'm going to lay down the cash she better be all mine
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither. Fresh peppermint sunshine brewed tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: I absolutely adore both. But I like feeding my darling chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Why not go for fresh brewed expresso with steamed brevee?
Do you Smoke: Do I want cancer?
Do you Swear: Seldomly
Do you Sing: When I want to see people plugging their ears
Do you Shower Daily: Are you kidding me? I'm a dirt loving hippie............................................. Twice a day
Have you Been in Love: I once was
Do you want to go to College: I am currently attending
Do you want to get Married: Only to a very special lady
Do you belive in yourself: Absolutely
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes, the movement of the earth makes me throw up every other minute
Do you think you are Attractive: Nothing is attractive about me except everything
Are you a Health Freak: Some would say...
Do you get along with your Parents: Most excellently
Do you like Thunderstorms: "Like" is an understatement
Do you play an Instrument: The Trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I have not have ONE drop in the last month
In the past month have you Smoked: Once again... do I want cancer?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I accidentally stepped on a marijuana plant... so I guess so
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Too many to count
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: A few times
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, those things are nasty
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Certainly
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, during my drama team's rehersal for Mexico
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, but I take two dumps a day
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes, and I also enjoy tanning in the nude
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Why steal when you can buy?
Ever been Drunk: Once, never again
Ever been called a Tease: I used to get that all the time
Ever been Beaten up: Never, and don't intend to
Ever Shoplifted: I really tried, but it was just too heavy!
How do you want to Die: I have several graphic death fantasies. Ask me about them later
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be a successful lawyer and businessman
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand Baby!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Sparkling Greenish Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Light Brown, Blond, Raven Black
Short or Long Hair: The longer the sexier
Height: From 5'5" to 5'10"
Weight: As long as she is proportional, it doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: A mixture of abercrombie and fitch and express
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: Doesn't Matter
Number of Piercings: I think a belly button piercing is HOT!
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: We all regret something, just move on and make better decisions
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Television:

CSI, X-Files, Smallville, Everwood, The OC, Kings Basketball, Alias, Hunter, Macgyver, Disc, Hist, MTV

Books:

I enjoy reading all of my textbooks at least twice because of the amazing knowledge and wisdom that they bequeath upon me. There are certain authors that I greatly admire: John Grisham, Charles Dickens, Mark Twain, Walt Whitman, William Faulkner, Alferd Lord Tennyson, Arisotle, Socrates, Kant, John Barth, Thomas Birch, Wiliam Blake, Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Edgar Rice Burroghs, Raymond Carver, Kate Chopin, Samuel Taylor Colerdige, John Donne, Stephen Dunn, Helen Farries, Sigmund Freud, Robert Frost, Mark Halliday, William Hathaway, Langstron Hughes, T.E. Hulme, David Henery Hwang, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, John Adams, Kay Mussell and Luis Valdez

Heroes:

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My Blog

My Life

What a great summer!  When I was driving home from work tonight, I put my seat back a little and went into relaxation mode.  I usually do my best thinking while I drive at night with my seat...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Summer Dreamin'

School is over for me which leaves me with nearly four months of freedom. Goal number one is to purchase a car which I will truly adore for many years to come. To get enough mula to make that happen, ...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST