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Ian

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm an unconventional black dude who loves those who love themselves. Actually, I'm a pretty unconventional person by any standard. In addition to my chocolaty skin~ irreverent humor, randomness and theatricality are all integral components of my allure, as I'm sure my entourage would gladly attest.

If you wish to prove the verisimilitude of these bold statements, perhaps you should contact me.

However, you should not contact me if you are vapid, pretentious, flaky, and/or stupid. You know who you are. The kind of people who didn't (or couldn't) read this far.

Remember, children: Only the boring are bored!!!

My Interests

Video games, old school pulp fiction action heroes, Pixie Chicks, Ninjas, and robots.

I'd like to meet:

A good conversation with someone who will succeed in distracting me from food and sleep...a conversation that will make my head spin with new ideas.A tall order -- good luck.

Music:

New Wave, Punk, Post-punk, synthpop, Indie rock, Latin Freestyle, breakbeats, Jazz rap, classic rock, and anything else that sounds good.

Movies:

Kung Fu, Ninjas, Robots, and senseless, gratuitous, over-the-top violence.Some Favorites Include:

    Fist of the North Star Full Metal Jacket(only the first half with The Gunny) Ferris Bueller's Day Off Indiana Jones Trilogy James Bond movies Jason Bourne movies The Breakfast Club Back to the Future The Man With No Name Trilogy

Television:

    Miami Vice History Channel 80's Cartoon Intros (Awesome, kinetic music and High Quality Animation! Alvin and the Chipmunks The Real Ghostbusters Cheesy 80s sitcoms like Small Wonder

Books:

Burnable! The occasional technical/software, self-improvement, or comic book doesn't hurt much, either.

Heroes:

My dear Mother, Grandmother, God, and Batman.