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Oooooo SORRY 'bout your face!

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About Me

I wish I was a rapper. I have pretty wicked sweet freestyles when I'm under the influence of adult beverages. My future bride is Candace. Until then, all the others are just scrimmage. To stay the best, one has to have lots of practice time put in. Whether they love it or hate it, I want everyone in the world to read my book. Except for canadians, because we ALL know they don't know how to read. What's that all aboot? I love attention. I usually think I'm the greatest and the greatest needs attention. That's a fact. I LOVE dancing. I think the closest I'll ever be to being gay is admitting I LOVE LFO! I mean, how can one NOT like their super fly beats? Every track on the album is a HIT! I surround myself with quality people. One day I'm moving to the big city to get on tv and be famous. I want a tv show about me and Courtney. We'll call it "Princess and the Asshole". It will probably have to be on cable. I never take things seriously. That's probably my biggest flaw. Life is too short to take things seriously. I honestly realize that every day I am alive is one less day I have to live so I always try to make the best of it. I KNOW that a slip n slide is a great thing. So is tequilla. So are boobies. If you want to know more, message me. I LOVE new friends. I ALSO LOVE Candace.Buy my book. It would mean a lot to me. It has received nothing but great reviews. You can find it at any of the locations found above. I especially love it when you go to WWW.AMAZON.COM and search "Brian Spain" and find me that way to order it! GO FOR IT!AND YES! You CAN order my book by clicking the ADD TO CART button above my book to the left of this. Go ahead and order it, all the AWESOME people are doing it. I AM on Amazon.com also. Check it out! I also wish that Marla had not declined my invitation to friendship.

My Interests

When not saving the world from boredom, Brian's main interest is the fairer sex. He enjoys the copious amounts of attention flaunted his way by the female persuasion. Brian enjoys naked time. Mind you, this does not have to be "Dirty" naked time, he just likes being naked. Brian loves (I mean LOVES) to flirt. I do believe he would classify it as his favorite hobby. On the entertainment front, Brian can be caught watching Zoolander on a regular basis. When Zoolander is not what fits the bill, Brian will partake in Napoleon Dynamite. If a more intellectually stimulating medium of excitement is needed, Brian enjoys curling up and reading his own book. It's super exciting fun keen! Brian enjoys a good blogging. His desire to have the world read his thoughts never ceases. Brian is an expert cook trained at the East Hyde School for Creative Dinners. In conclusion to the interest, (and let this be known that this is not limited to the brief smattering of words listed here) Brian enjoys meeting new people. Like you, yes you. So feel free to send him a message to better get to know this wonderful human being. It has been a pleasure typing this, so hopefully it will be a pleasure for you to read. Enjoy! OK FORGET ALL THAT! Brian's MAIN interest is preparing to be the future husband of Candace Marie Harbin. Yup, that's it!

I'd like to meet:

EVERYONE! Especially if you are HOTT, or FUNNY, or TALENTED, or HOTT FUNNY AND TALENTED! I like meeting all types of people. Oh, if you request to be my friend and I ignore you or deny you, don't feel bad. I only let people be my friend on here if I actually know them. It's not that I think that I'm too good to be someone's friend, I just hate seeing people with 2409810581058 friends and they really only know like 40 of them. The rest are random strangers or people that "I think I had a class with them" or they are a friend of a friend of a friend. But feel free to message me. I like getting messages from random people! AND ONE LAST THING.... BECCA, if you are reading this, I want to meet YOU! SOME PEOPLE want to put MY book as their favorite book, so feel free to do that. If you want to put the book cover in your book section. Here is how you can put THIS PICTURE in your books section. Copy this: img src=http://www.brianspain.com/CoverPictureName_small_small.j pg (At the beginning (in front of img put a and that will insert it) and paste it in your Books: section of your profile. Just go to edit profile, then go down to books. Paste it and click save. GO YOU! The ONLY One that Matters:

Music:

EVERYTHING.... from Kelly Clarkson to Guns & Roses to The Darkness. If it's music, I'll listen. Although I usually listen to rap or pop. There are too many different things to mention so I'll tell you my three favorite concerts ever.... Jessica Simpson, Alan Jackson, and Talib Kwali.

Movies:

Zoolander, Napoleon Dynamite, Mystery Men, Royal Tenenbaums, Mr. T "Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool", The Gift, Super Troopers, The Life Aquatic, Reality Bites, 28 days, Old School

Television:

Reno 911!, Little Britain, Stella, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Texas Hardtails, Prison Break, Project Runway (Did Santino get robbed or what), Kathy Griffen: My life on the D list (why do I think that is going to be the story of my life? I'm shooting for the C list at least), Starved, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Closer, Inked, and anything dealing with the NFL! Dr. Who!!!! LOVEIT!!!!!!!

Books:

My own, it's called.... "So I Decided to Write a Book...." and it is out NOW!!!! Sexy people buy my book! The little button to order it is DIRECTLY BELOW this:

Heroes:

The Green Lantern.... and myself. I really look up to myself. ANNNNNNNNND This lil' man. He kicks it OLD SCHOOL!..And shoot, I am in a good mood so here if my female hero (not named Candace of couse. She's understood)......And Finally, the girl in the blue coats ass. WOW!

My Blog

I think I am ALMOST banned from Chico's!

This blog is entitled: "I think I am ALMOST banned from Chico's!" AKA "Fat bitches at Chico's need to keep their fucking mouth shut and stop drinking the fucking Hateraide because my bitches WILL beat...
Posted by Oooooo SORRY 'bout your face! on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:12:00 PST

Cami wants in my pants!*

Cami wants in my pants!*(TOO BAD I'm 6" taller and 100 lbs heavier) hahah I got jokes! 1. What is a question that people ask you that always gets on your nerves?Do you ultimate frisbee? ( I mean serio...
Posted by Oooooo SORRY 'bout your face! on Mon, 28 May 2007 08:27:00 PST

After a drunken night downtown, a sober day on the slip~n~lay is a GREAT thing!

After a drunken night downtown, a sober day on the slip~n~lay is a GREAT thing! a.k.a. "The Bloggasm about Courtney's 21st Birthday"   My best good friend Courtney had her 21st birthday this...
Posted by Oooooo SORRY 'bout your face! on Sat, 26 May 2007 02:00:00 PST

I believe in a thing called love....

I love Candace. I know I say that quite often, but I don't blog it much any more. But I do. It's weird, I really want to marry that girl one day. And as all of those who know me know, I NEVER WANT TO ...
Posted by Oooooo SORRY 'bout your face! on Wed, 23 May 2007 09:47:00 PST

Is sex ok on the first date?

Ummm, well if you want there to be a second date! hahahaha I joke. Speaking of jokes, when did people start losing their sense of humor? I admit I say some pretty foul things, but for the most part it...
Posted by Oooooo SORRY 'bout your face! on Thu, 17 May 2007 02:48:00 PST

GOOD LORDIE BAGORDIE!

I have no idea who originally said that. One of my friends used to and it JUST popped into my head so I'm bloggasming. That's not the only reason. So I'm weird, and I'll admit this. But at least I'm f...
Posted by Oooooo SORRY 'bout your face! on Fri, 11 May 2007 04:33:00 PST

GADZOOKS!!!!

            I miss Gadzooks. Anyone around me in the mall knows this. I talk about that place EVERY SINGLE DAY. Pretty much they are sick of hearing it, so now...
Posted by Oooooo SORRY 'bout your face! on Thu, 03 May 2007 10:44:00 PST

Some GOOD OL' FASHIONED FUN!

I enjoyed this weekend. It was nice. I planned on staying in Friday night but Courtney talked me into going out. I really wasn't in the mood, but me and Courtney have about ONE good year left in us be...
Posted by Oooooo SORRY 'bout your face! on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 05:43:00 PST

F*CKING COURTNEY HOWELL!

So my on again off again best friendship with Courtney Howell has reached a plateau that I am not 100% excited about. Together, we are joining together to give up the word "fuck" (Sorry, I can't say "...
Posted by Oooooo SORRY 'bout your face! on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 04:00:00 PST

Heeeeeeeeee'sssssssssssss baaaaaaa-acck!

So I've been in the doldrums lately, but I'm back. Blame it on VT, or feeling unappreciated, or having someone tell me I'm worthless, or maybe even the fact my emotional biorythm was down. All I ...
Posted by Oooooo SORRY 'bout your face! on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:14:00 PST