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I'm Rebekah fukking Ostwald,
AKA "Scorpio,"
and I'm NOT going to date you,
So don't even bother.
I don't dwell on or live in the past.

I graduated in '07.
I like the colors green and orange, and I like the sound of breaking glass.
I like elephants.
I like big trucks.
I like the smell of fall.
I like to rave and party.

I want to live my life as a musical, just for ONE day.
I also like my gun rights.

I don't believe in abortion.
It's called birth control, bitch, learn some responsibility.

I'm a Republican, because I already have a nice ass.
I'm ambidextrous.

I'm random as shit.
I weigh 135.

I like food. A LOT.
I'm a human disposal; I eat absolutely EVERYTHING.

I probably eat more in one meal than you can in a day.
I like fettuccini alfredo and Chinese food the most.

I'm very charismatic when typing, but not when speaking.
Probably because I don't think before I open my mouth.

I like to be heard.
I speak my mind and I'm blunt.

I'm eccentric and sarcastic.
I have an abrasive personality.

A little bit of drama goes a long way.
What can I say? It's interesting.

I can be fifty different people in a week.
I'm German, Irish, and French.

Hence my mom's last name, "LaPorte," meaning: the door.

And my dad's last name, "Ostwald," meaning: east forest.

I get German rage sometimes.
I like to consume alcoholic beverages on a daily basis like it’s Oktoberfest or something.
I've smoked since 8th grade.
I recently quit on New Years, so I'm probably an asshole.

I probably don't care.
I already know who my true friends are,

so I'm not trying to impress anybody, nor alter their outlook on my disposition.
I believe in God, but not organized religion.

It's just a scam to get your money.
I love my family.

I love my true friends.
I've learned to trust my battle buddies, because one day, I'm going to be in a combat zone with them,

and they may take a bullet for me.
Just as I would take one for them.

I hate algebra and numbers.
I love English and writing.

I got 2nd place in the spelling bee... three times.
I played the piano since age 4.

I quit ten years later.
I played the snare drum and had a paper route in 5th and 6th grade.

I have lots of awards, trophies, and medals somewhere.
I don't know what ever happened to them.

I went through 8 schools throughout my K-12 career.
I'm used to change and I like it quite frequently.

I make friends easily.
But I'm not a people person.

I like my job, and there's only a few other things in the world that I'd rather do.
I'll get to those eventually in life.

I like to travel, and that tends to go hand in hand with my current and aspired jobs.
I have lots of different friends in lots of different places, because I move a lot.

I'm a pirate, for real.
I'm super adventurous.

I have an open door, open arms policy. No matter how bad someone fukks up, I'll still be there for them to lean on when they need it most.
I have 2 tattoos, and 5 piercings.