14656229 - ProfilesArchive

About Me

NO THAT IS NOT ME UNDER THAT BEHEMOTH ON MY BLOG SO BIG GIRLS STOP EMAILING ME!!!!... Everyone that knows me I make sure that they know me well. I open myself to everyone and love it when they do the same....I will never judge someone by what they wear(we have all had a fashion faux pas-see my pimp hat dontcha?), by what they drive(I would be happy with a '75 VW), or where they are in life(we all get a little lost along the way-and thank god that we do or this place would be damn boring). I used to be smart but I have taken a few to many bumps to the noggin(7 consussions I think) and have killed off the rest with beer and extra curriculars. I have moments of brilliance but they are getting few and farther between with each grey hair....I read for enjoyment and enlightenment to keep my brain from turning to mush from life's banalities.I have learned a few things in life and here are the best quips so far:"IN ORDER TO BE WALKED ON YOU HAVE TO LIE DOWN FIRST." Advice given to me by my ex's mother on me being her doormat. You must give someone permission to take advantage of you."IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING UNIQUE IN LIFE, FOR GOD'S SAKE DO IT AND DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES." The best time in my life was spent backpacking across Mexico with a friend when I was supposed to be in college. I met some of the best people in the world. I am not a proponent of anarchy here; if your actions are going to hurt someone then think twice, three or four times."LOVE SOMETHING IN LIFE AT ALL TIMES AND OPEN YOURSELF FULLY TO IT." Not a manly sentiment I know. I gave this advice to a friend that was living a very shallow existence that I was all to familiar with.These are my own musings and in no way do I think of them as a doctrine to live your life by...I have found mine go find your own... ..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editorâ„¢ V2.5

My Blog

Finally proof that Obama is the devil...

-Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred three score and six.- Book of Revelations 13:18Now pay atte...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 20:08:00 GMT

Shoreacres in the news...

My little neck of the woods...http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/video?id=6447699
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 05:19:00 GMT

Hurricane Ike and all the crap that comes with it...

I have survived and so have my two dogs....that is what is most important to me...I have to be honest, my dogs are having a realy hard time with it(barely eating and crapping all over everything) but ...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 03:23:00 GMT

HASH PUB CRAWL THIS SATURDAY!!!

THANKS TO ALL WHO HAVE "COMMITTED" TO THIS EVENT VIA MY EMAIL!!!ADD THESE DETAILS TO THE ORIGINAL LOWERCASE MESSAGE, BELOW!START TIME: 4:30 P.M. (IT'S TOO DAMNED HOT EARLIER)DIRECTIONS:GOOGLE "TOPWATE...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:56:00 GMT

Friends...

Friends are cash and carry in this world...They come with a price if you want them in your life. For some reason when I think of the friends I had over the years, I think of my shopping sprees t...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:13:00 GMT

Everything comes down to poo...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-OIgXyvzUU&feature=related
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:28:00 GMT

Dear Abby letters gone wrong...

The following are actual Dear Abby letters that were sent in by some not so bright people... DEAR ABBY: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the oth...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 16:39:00 GMT

Dear Abby letters gone wrong...

Old blogs revisited...

I have left you dear reader in the shadows for about two years now and have finally felt guilty for not indulging you with my stupid comments...Actually I am sure you could give a rats ass what my tho...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:18:00 GMT

I love 3rd grade humor...

This just cracks me up....fake or not this is just funny...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=352paiBIZQ4&feature=r elated
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:21:00 GMT